How many words do you think your dog knows/understands?

[PikachuSayBoo]

Now I have never trained my dog anything like , sit, stay, etc.

But even with my general slackness she seems to know a lot. Stuff she underdstands;

She knows her own name.
She knows the names of her two doggy friends and which is which
Dad
Outside
Inside
Lead on
Cheese
Biscuits
Downstairs
Bed bed
Walkies
Cat
Pigeon
Down
No
Frisbee

That's all I can think of right now but maybe more.

Sit
Stay
Wait
Close
Come
Down
Lets go
Paw
Indoors
Go quickly (meaning do a wee)
Bed
Walk
Biscuit
Washing
Wheres your bowl?

Oh yes and:
Bibbedy bib (when I want him to move)
Milk (said in a very high pitched voice)
Are we going to bed now?
Come on kids (to him and cat)
Wait a mo
Mum get it for him (toy or treat)
You go first (when walking along a narrow path)
Wait for mum
Hold up
There's loads more - I talk to him all the time! Incessantly in fact!

Eric knows all the usual ones sit, stay, wait, leave it, bring it, get down, lie down, on the mat, slippers, bed, bath, be clipped, mummy, daddy, the dc's names, various dog friend's names, names of toys, choose, ham, dance, hold hands,spin, roll over, up, be quick and then silly ones pucker up (to get a kiss), ticky (belly rub) say sorry (cover his face and whine), round of applause (to get him to strut round in circles) and meerkat (to sit on his haunches with his front paws off the floor) and more that I've forgotten. He'll also crawl on his belly if I wag my finger and he'll dance if I shimmy backwards without me needing to say a word. We have daft routines as well so we watch GBBO and he gets really excited if we declare him star baker and he cries like a baby if we tell him to leave the tent. He's a clever and very entertaining dog tbh.

Here's Gary Larson...

I counted it up one day, about 80 including some spelled out words like W.A.L.K. Also a lot of names of toys. Then when the toys eventually get destroyed that's a word gone.

My dog must be really dumb!
His name
Walk
Treat.
I thought he knew sit,paw,other paw, jump but when I mix up the words he still does the trick in the original order.

I need to add chicken to my list... mother in law was just round and said it to me in conversation and the dog went mad! Bless him, there's no chicken today mate haha.

at Lorenzo you're back.

Some of you have really clever dogs!

My German Shepherd.

His name plus nickname.
All the family's names
My other dog's name
No
Come
Sit
Down
Stay
Bed
Drop it
Close
In
Out
Through
Over
Leave it
Shake
Speak
Sausage
Dinner
Ball
Give
Bedtime
Kiss

His name
Ah Ah! (No! Stop!)
Watch out (means get out of my way in this house)
Out
Sit
Down (as in lie down)
Sweeties (what we call his treats)
What's this? (I.e: come see what I have, it's exciting, please stop digging the garden)
Shake Shake (shake hands with me)
Up (stand up on your back legs and dance like a human with me)
Up (jump up on the sofa- he infers from context which one I mean )
In (go in the kitchen)
Back (reverse)
Hug (put your head on my shoulder for a cuddle)

Oh and drop.

No!
Oi ratbags (when he's trying to get behind the tele)
Weewees then sleep (night time routine)
Kong?
Snuggle time (time on the sofa)
Foot sit (will actually sit right on top of your foot)
His name.
My name.
Quick, quick (shift your butt you idiot)
Harness.
Liver (thats worse that walkies in this house)
Cheese
Sweeties
Frankie pick dindins... he will stick his nose on the pouch he wants.
Sit.
Stay.
Up.
Where's blanky

For a jack russell chi cross he's not as dumb as people think.