Fell asleep Mumsnetting and dog has finished off the pizza! What naughty things has your dog done?

[DogStuff]

Long, long parents' evening, so pizza for supper. Thought I'dd have a bit of a Mumsnet while everyone was asleep but greedy dog has guzzled the pizza remains!

My current St's Dad stole a packet of vine tomatoes from the kitchen worktop while his owner went to the loo before putting the shopping away. She'd put everything away then saw the vine, packet & tray on the kitchen side & him with tomato seeds on his nose .

My first St (also his daughter) spent most of last summer 'sleeping' below my hanging basket that had tomato plants in...I think it's a family trait!

The biggest impact thing my dog has chewed was the tv remote. It was impossible to replace dodgy cheap Chinese tv , universal ones did not work so until we gave in and bought a new tv last year we were possibly the last known family getting up to change the channel, adjust the volume etc.
As a half lab she has stolen many loaves of bread, tubs of marge, cake, chocolate. Her greatest love of all is cheap cat food.