My 3 year old lab is the Nigel Havers of the dog world. He is polite, charming, even a bit smooth with the ladies and waits to be greeted before wagging his tail then trotting off unless a visitor gets on hands and knees to initiate total doggy love with a tummy tickle which is always gratefully but politely received. He is what i would call a real Gentleman of the Dog world.
As for the other little shit, he is the Lee Evans of the dog world with a touch of bloody Del boy and Shirley Bassey!
He cant respond to the door without a full blown chorus of song, needs to leak everywhere and run around aimlessly with excitement like Lee Evans but some days cons me, Del Boy style into thinking our relentless training with him has paid off by behaving beautifully right up until i trust him enough to let him off the lead and he runs off into the sunset singing his own song with me in hot pursuit behind him huffing and puffing like an idiot!
I'm sure if he could talk he would be a cheeky Cockney from the 1800's
Do your dogs have a TV personality?