Mini crocodile in cute puppy clothing

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Jesus, I'd forgotten just how evil those puppy teeth are. The new pup is like a ninja, he leaps out at you from behind furniture and sinks his vampire fangs into the top of your feet. Owwwwww. We're swapping tender body parts for chew toys, praising like mad when he chews appropriately and wearing shoes/gauntlets to fend off surprise ambushes. Jas has taken to curling up in the corner of the sofa rather than having bits of himself dangling into the abyss. I have some interesting piercings

I remember those days with my boy! It's when they get soft fleshy bits of you, my boy got my bingo wing once, there may have been crying!

My dog trainer told me to yelp when we get shark attacks.
The mother would yelp so we should do the same.

It must be quite loud though

It's working with my vizsla puppy

If I yell in surprise, my older dog intervenes and gives the puppy a Very Hard Stare which puts him off for a bit. He's like my bouncer

We have a Land Shark :o

My kids used to wear snow boots as slippers!