Not the official one my mum has with her solicitor. I am aware of that one - I get 1 third of the house and a parrot who will most likely have eaten my third of the house before I inherit it
This is one that is made up of yellow post it notes under the TV, the one he has in case he dies first (he is very morbid, but to be fair he has seen half of his family die in the last few years)
My youngest sister get his collection of collectible Zippo lighters and war memorablia - you know, things that are valuable.
My middle sister gets all of his power tools and the blue prints (which mainly consist of drawings on yellow post it notes) to his hand made dolls houses. - you know, useful stuff.
I get - a neurotic, aggressive Whippet who is scared of her own shadow and a very damaged parrot who will not leave his cage or eat the correct diet for love nor money and is prone to performing impromptu finger amputations.
He thinks my mum will keep the other birds, but she has told him she will not keep his dogs. My sister would take one, which leaves a very loving, placid lurcher and a very damaged Whippet. I get the whippet. I have no idea who he has willed his lurcher to, knowing him it will be my children, who live with me.
I should be annoyed really, shouldn't I? Nope, still not annoyed. DH would be, though 