Would anyone like to own a Devil Dog all of their own?

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You can have mine. Come for him now, if you like. While you are here you clean the mess your new dog has left all over my landing. And by all over I do mean everywhere.

I would feel sorry for him were it not self inflicted. Dead, rotting seal diarrhea does not have a pleasant aroma

O.M.G

Ok, so now I feel sorry for him. He is all shaky and quiet and off food and water and didn't even get excited over hotdogs.

He is at the drop in clinic in ten minutes. Bloody dog.

You can't have him anymore. Feel free to pay his bills though

Oh dear has Devil Dog now sealed his fate. He won't be so flipperant about scavenging now.

@ HoneyDragon.

We didn't make it to the vets. Outside the front door he decided next door's cat would make a tasty breakfast and then bounced his way around the park. I decided he was just feeling sorry for himself.

I phoned the vets just in case who told me if he hasn't had a drink by lunchtime, pop down with him and a vet nurse will have a quick look at him.

I'm back to not feeling sorry for his self inflicted tummy ache.

Rotting seals!! < colour of my face too just thinking about it.

This is one hell of a lurcher!

If it makes you feel any better en route to a festival on Friday literally half a mile away from our destination and a walk my lurcher without warning sprayed the backseat with copious diarrhoea which got into every nook and cranny of the seat belt clickers and ran into the boot. Miraculously it missed the baby by millimetres. Took 3 attempts to get it clean and remove the smell. Did I mention I am trying to sell the car.

ewww!

Scuttle she said it was Devil Dog not the Lurcher :o

Lurcher pup is too busy chasing the flying whippet to bother about eating dead things. Only Devil Dog and the sandy lurcher (not mine, fortunately) are disgusting enough to eat rotting blubber.

I have my own wandering around growling with a bone in his mouth. I await the poo messs...

Ewwww!! Really wish I hadn't clicked on this thread whilst eating my toast.

urgh hazeldog, that is grim. and that comes from someone who awoke to a lake of shite in the hall, so much so it dripped through the floor boards into my cellar.

I nearly cried :(

Yeah. No wonder. You poor bugger.

We had a lurcher ish dog who was adept at catching rabbits. She was too dim to work out that every time she then ate some of the aforesaid rabbit she would be sick. The most embarrassing time was when she brought an entire hind leg up outside the village post office.

I think my Dad was so keen for us to start walking with him because he thought Devil Dog would go into the undergrowth and shrubbery and chase all of the rabbits out for his lurchers to catch, you know, like terriers are supposed to do?

I had pointed out many times that Devil Dog has never been very good at doing what he is supposed to do.

The only rabbits that are of any interest to him are the already dead ones he rolls in before he tries to eat them