"If some dogs hadn't been bred to be hyper active, or selectively bred to chase and kill or retrieve smaller animals, pretty much any mutt would fit your requirements.
This whole thing about needing predictability and conformity through perpetuating Victorian breeding standards and qualities seems outdated."
Except it's really not outdated. Farmers still need dogs able to herd cattle and sheep for long hours in all weathers with perfect obedience. Hunters still need dogs capable of flushing game and retrieving, often in water and heavy cover, eight hours a day, five days a week. I personally need a dog capable of pulling me at speed over long distances for recreational purposes. Dog breeds were manipulated the way they were for very specific reasons.
Problems only arise when people ignore the special skills and requirements of these dogs and get one with the intention of keeping it as a family pet. There are plenty of companion dog breeds suitable for this purpose instead, or even-tempered mutts and crosses that wind up in rescue. Problems also occur when dogs are no longer used for their historic purpose and wind up as show ring exhibits only, leading to more and more extreme features.
I don't know why you keep hanging on the Victorian thing, the dog breed I have has changed little in thousands of years and wasn't even present in the UK until the 1960's. You know who's doing the best job of introducing genetic disease into this breed where it didn't exist before? The back yard breeders who don't eye and hip test.