Ridiculous new levels of precious pup-ness

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

I just gave Jasper a rawhide cigar chew thingy. He excitedly took it, and wandered around looking for the perfect spot to nosh it. But no. There was a problem. He paced, he fretted, he repeatedly bought us all the chew and dropped it in to our laps while looking sad. Eventually, he whined. Then dropped the chew on my lap and howled like all was lost. The reason? A tiny, teeny piece of the sticker was still on the chew. Once I'd peeled it off, he happily took it and is now noisily demolishing it. DH is now convinced he was minor royalty in a previous life.

when our pup was tiny we sneaked out to a party through the back door (after his bedtime) so he didn't know we were going out and leaving him home alone

Aw! That's so funny.

DD threw pups favourite bestest most exciting red squeaky ball into a big muddy puddle today.... He stood around the edge, trying to paw it back toward him, whining, barking, and generally looking very very sad. Those paws were NOT getting wet for nowt. I had to wade in to fetch it back! Is he prehaps a whippet/grey/small fragile thing?! No, he's 24inch tall, 20kg lump of labradoodle. Specifically bred to retrieve from freezing water, apparently! The SWINE!

Mine won't eat a chew herself. She drops it on DH hand so he holds it for her!

Mine won't eat anything other than Pedigree chum treats. He doesn't want to know the cheap ones from the market

Our now sadly departed rescued Springer Spaniel would only eat M&S smoked German Sausage. Offer him Sainsbury's or (shudder) Tesco's and he would look at you with utter disdain. Our 15month old collie brings her bone to me to hold whilst she chews it. Hmmm, do you think it might be something about the owners....??

Mouse would happily devour a rawhide chew if it had an entire old sock/envelope/plastic wrapper stuck to it: if Jasper was a minor royalty, Mouse must have been a landfill...