Sorry, only you lot would understand.
Pip is farting so badly this eve, it's horrendous!
She is on day 2 of a food change (don't get me started on the fussy moo!)
Am doing it right, introducing it gradually with her current food - but my lord!!!! My nose hair is burning 
Then there is the problem with the Cat the Kitten and the wallpaper. 
Why do I have pets? Whhhhyyyyyy?