... before I spit!
I have just spent the past 20 minutes trying to tell someone why she is unsuited to adopting one of the cats I have on the rehome list. I told her...
That a first floor flat is not suitable for a cat who is used to coming in and out whenever she pleases. That's why her "advert" stated that she needs to have free access to a garden.
That it's all very well you not being at work at the moment but you intend to resume employment soon and when you do you will have the cat locked either indoors or out of doors for about 10 hours or more per day.
That you are unable to tell me how you will get round this problem.
That you have a child under the age of 6 - and that my rescue criteria clearly states that this cat is not suited to living with young children under the age of 12. You have read this. It is beside the photo of the cat and the phone number which you have just called.
And still she tried to convince me to allow her to take on this cat! 
I.
Give.
Up.