If one more person says that within my hearing I think I may cry.
Yes, as it happens, walking your dog in the woods on a lead is bloody soul destroying but I have yet to find a treat he is the slightest bit interested in. Squeaky toy? Nope. Tennis ball? No. Owner looking like an over excited child? No. Chorizo? No. Cheese? No. Chicken? No. Stupid fecking spaniel. I know he can do it but not if there is something else he would rather be doing.
Nothing tastes as good as freedom feels.