Dogs in bedrooms

[lemonbeaver]

If you allow your dog upstairs and if it sleeps under the bed and then if your DH fancied a bit of you know what and if the dog wouldn't go downstairs without making a fuss and noise, what would you do?

Of course it's not for me i'm asking for a friend

Laugh!

Sorry... not much use am I. :o

this has never happened to me of course but a friend - honest it was a friend - has said that if dog didnt mind then they didnt

apparently if its a regular event so to speak then its just part of daily life and dog just carries on sleeping

Val - no, not much use

Ignore and dog will most likely get bored and wander off. It is a bit off-putting if they're standing there watching you with enthusiastically wagging tail though

Our dog is usually on our bed . We tried to shut her out but then she just whines and carries on and it's even more offputting than having her in the room. Mind you, we do always shove her off the bed and 90% of the time she just lies down on the floor. Very occasionally she jumps back up and sleeps on the bottom of the bed. She has always completely ignored us, thankfully!

I won't sanction any nearer than the very end of the bed, though!

'A friends' partners bitch started humping dry air a few feet away when she caught them at it

...I'm sure not all dogs are such avid voyeurs though.

Our old dog used to look mournful, stare at us and sigh loughly that was offputting :)

We have to shut our lab out when indulging as he thinks it's a great big game and tries to join in

Daphne sleeps under the bed and sometimes goes into her box if we are too [ahem] noisy. She did once jump onto the side of the bed, right next to my face, her tail wagging, ready to join in the fun new game.

Talk about a passion killer. :o

Our two Rotties slink off in embarrassment...

Thank you ladies

I will let my friend know

Two ridgebacks think they own my bed, I squash in at the side so no chance of any for me lol

The first time my now-dh stayed the night, my lab-basenji boy threw up under the bed - a very clear statement

it could be worse !!! my two refuse to shift off the bed, sprawl all over it, and occasionally try to join in!! the male eventually gets bored & slinks off in the huff until its over, but the bitch doesn't take the hint at all lol occasinally they just hump each other thank god they're neutered!!

*occasionally, even

I don't think dogs take any notice. They're not humans!

someone I 'know' has managed to conceive two children with a dog who shares their bed ( )

Oh my god, what if the dog has to be rehomed and the CSA have to chase it up for child maintenance?

[bugrin]

Cats can be worse once had an incident when a kitten decided to play with DPs crown jewels mid thingy screams of pain ensued not ecstasy! and had a jealous cat once that used to climb on our heads to make us stop.

Throwing up or retching around the bedroom always seems to be an unsubtle hint too from the pets so we encourage them to stay out as much as poss.

Our current old dog also does the deep sighs and looks sad whenever we get remotely cuddly. A previous doggie used to squeeze between us if we dared to kiss. You have to be a firm pack leader and nip any behaviour in the bud.

When my DH and I friend DTD, it is common to have 4 cats sat on the end of the bed. giving marks out of 10 They seem not to care...