The joys of being a dog owner

[mrsfred]

That warm squelchy feeling, accompanied by a sudden realisation that the poo back has a hole in the bottom of it.

I am looking for sympathy ladies.. not a good start to the week.

Oh dear, I guess you mean that the poo bag had a hole in it.

I have to walk through our house to get from the garden to the front where the bins are. A month ago I was taking a filled poo bag from garden through our front room when Patch decided to jump up on it. He stratched the poo bag open and the poo landed on my dining room table right next to my cup of tea.

Luckily because I am a slattern, there was some old junk mail on the table, so it did landed on that. I was very relieved that it did not land in my tea.

Fortunately next to a lake so I could wash my hands off, but still yeuch!

I've been using the pets at home black bags because they are larger (big dog), but think I may need to change brand!

Yes, poo bag lol! (reminds oneself to preview before posting).

Did you drink the tea!!?

Oh dear.

I've never had a poo bag with a hole in (touch wood) but it's one of my biggest fears.

I always open poo bins with the heel of my hand just incase some other poor sod had a holey bag and wasn't overly considerate when using the bin themselves.

I do love my dogs but everything that happens beneath those waggy tails is just grim.

Yes I did drink the tea . Obv I would have discarded tea if poo had landed in it. However, after poo on the table I needed a cup of tea immediately!

Aaah....

you need one of these

I recommend Ikea black poo bags. If it makes you feel better my DD (age 20) trod in dog poo in bare feet in the garden recently. I'm usually qucik to collect them in the garden but I'm missed that one

I wish we could attach the poo bags to the Dogs bum, I envisage a rear end harness that when you pull off the full bag, down drops a new bag.

I have been known to take latex gloves in one pocket and poo bags in the other. It's a more secure feeling being doubly protected.

Could be worse - I heard of someone having a dreadful experience with a strimmer and a previously unnoticed large poo ICK