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The Happy Place Café and Tilly's dog wash is still open.

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sashh · 19/02/2025 04:28

Morning and welcome.

To anyone new this is the Happy Place Café, all food and drink served here is calorie free. Everyone is welcome.

There are some people who have been here for literally years and others are newer.

The staff are me, obviously, Florence a French pastry chef who is married to Fernando the cocktail waiter (no one knows where Fernando is from so we suspect the marriage was about visas).

In a previous incarnation one of the regulars was Tilly (RIP) who brought a sparkling light in to the café along with a lemur named Leo.

Leo runs a dog wash (Tilly had a golden retriever and her family agreed to the dog wash as a tribute) but as there are rarely and dogs around he will wash anything, his other interests are goats and eggs. He spends every morning cooking eggs.

Outside the café is seating and a water feature, the water feature becomes a swimming pool in summer and an ice rink in winter. There is also a petting zoo.

Other residents are the kittenbees who are kittens the size of a bee with wings, they are very gentle but like to nibble anything sweet. Please do not give them alcohol.

Outside is where their larger cousins the bumblecats live, they are about the size of a fist and a lot more feisty than the kittenbees.

There is normally a daily special for breakfast and sometimes there is a pack up / bait / packed lunch.

Now to breakfast.

I thought a little trip to Germany would fit this morning so Florence is making bread rolls, soft and crusty, Leo is baking / frying / boiling eggs and Fernando is serving Apfelkorn.

I put out a selection of cooked meats, cheeses, jam, nutella, marmalade and if you want that abomination that people wither love or hate, it is in a locked box in the garden, far from the café, that is where it is to be consumed.

Actually I watched a vid from 'Atomic Shrimp' the other day that featured the brown paste added to warm milk.

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ScottBakula · 23/10/2025 07:18

@sashh , thankyou, and thank you for the pack up .
I am glad your x-ray is clear, that's great news .
I joke your ultra sound goes well later.

ScottBakula · 23/10/2025 07:30

Oh good lord ! , I hope your ultra sound goes well .
Frigin auto correct

sashh · 23/10/2025 09:46

Joke may be appropriate. It is the pelvis so they may do an internal. I've had one before and they asked me which condom I wanted, I was tempted to say, "ribbed".

I have biscuits ready for the department.

Then next week I have a CT scan.

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tattoonewbie · 23/10/2025 21:23

Can I have all the food from last few days please?! All looks yummy

tattoonewbie · 23/10/2025 21:24

They ask you about condoms ? Crikey ! I had an internal once for early pregnancy bleeding. Don’t even remember if they rubbered up !

ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 24/10/2025 03:17

MinnieMountain · 17/10/2025 05:44

Mind if I PM you @ImDoneOnceAndForAll ?

Could I have a pakora and a veg samosa please @sashh ? I’ve brought some fresh coriander chutney to go with the Indian breakfast.

So sorry just seen this. By all means :)

ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 24/10/2025 03:19

ScottBakula · 17/10/2025 06:03

@ImDoneOnceAndForAll many many years ago I went around Ely cathedral, it's beautiful.

@sashh please can I have a couple of parathas and samosas .

@MinnieMountain is your chutney home made ? would you mind sharing the recipe, I really like coriander but have never tried it as a chutney.

Oh its stunning. I went to a Christmas Market there. It was beautiful

ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 24/10/2025 03:22

sashh · 23/10/2025 09:46

Joke may be appropriate. It is the pelvis so they may do an internal. I've had one before and they asked me which condom I wanted, I was tempted to say, "ribbed".

I have biscuits ready for the department.

Then next week I have a CT scan.

Glad the xray was clear.
Fingers crossed for a clear ultrasound and clear internal... Iv had afew and they arent to bad. But they didnt ask what condom i wanted.
That reminded me of a comedy programme when a big gold condom was offered but i cant remember what show it was 🤣

sashh · 24/10/2025 05:40

Morning.

Well the U/S was OK. I forgot to take the biscuits and my next appointment is in a different hospital.

@tattoonewbie have a look in the fridge, that's where the leftovers go.

Let's stay in Asia but head for Vietnam.

A steaming hot pho, banh cuon and Xoi. Florance is making Banh mi. Leo is making banh mi op la and Fernando is serving ruou nep.
I'll put some salads to serve on the side because it can all be a bit spicy.

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ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 24/10/2025 08:36

Glad that it went ok

Salads... Mmmm. It is very chilly this morning
I will grab a coffee and a blanket and sit in front of the fire for awhile with the kitten bees....

IRL
The inside windows are all soaking wet
Its time to put the condensation boxes everywhere and prepare this tiny very cold house for Winter ...
The part i hate about this time of year

Hope everyone has a good day

sashh · 25/10/2025 08:46

Morning.

Sorry for the late start, I was awake in the night and I started watching Doc, and I thought, "I'll just watch another one".

I think something simple will go down well so Florence is making crumpets and scotch pancakes.

I'll put out jams, marmalade and of course butter, lots of it.

Leo has a new egg recipe, folded fried eggs if you want to give them a try.

Fernando is making fruit teas and infusions.

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ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 25/10/2025 19:09

What did you think of Doc?
Its on the Sky planner but havent started it yet

sashh · 26/10/2025 01:47

Morning.

@ImDoneOnceAndForAll I'm quite liking it, the first episode isn't that good IMHO but I think that's quite common with new series.

Now to breakfast. I think I will put Leo to work so lets have some eggs, boiled, poached, convent, coddled, scrambled and fried.

Florence is making a sourdough for toast, you can't have eggs without toast can you? Fernando for some reason thinks tomato soup should go with the eggs.

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ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 26/10/2025 03:51

Might have to give it a go then

Eggs on toast will be great. Thank you

MinnieMountain · 26/10/2025 06:37

I’m afraid I can’t stomach eggs first thing even in a pretend cafe.

I’ll have sourdough please and I’ll ferret out some jam.

Have done @ImDoneOnceAndForAll .

tattoonewbie · 26/10/2025 15:40

Can I have an afternoon crumpet ?

sashh · 27/10/2025 02:51

Morning.

Well CT scan this morning IRL so I think we need something simple so I'll put out some hams, cheese, cucumbers, tomatoes, cereals and fruit.

Please help yourself.

Florence is making baguettes and Fernando has a lush coffee liqueur.

Leo has gone for a visit to the petting zoo.

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ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 27/10/2025 04:37

sashh · 27/10/2025 02:51

Morning.

Well CT scan this morning IRL so I think we need something simple so I'll put out some hams, cheese, cucumbers, tomatoes, cereals and fruit.

Please help yourself.

Florence is making baguettes and Fernando has a lush coffee liqueur.

Leo has gone for a visit to the petting zoo.

Hope it goes ok
I had a 40 minute MRI the other day and it was bareable but thankful when it was over

sashh · 27/10/2025 05:34

Thank you @ImDoneOnceAndForAll I have biscuits ready for the staff.

An MRI might be in the offing because they couldn't do the endoscopy properly.

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ScottBakula · 27/10/2025 09:05

Good morning all,

@sashh I hipe tbe CT scan goes well , i think i will buy shares in the biscuit factory you use 😁
I have already had breakfast but can I take a pack up please.

sashh · 28/10/2025 02:36

Morning.

I think the CT went well, I kept my eyes closed for it.

@ScottBakula I buy Foxes biscuits. When I was a small child we had a relative who worked for them and when we visited their house there was always a huge bag of broken biscuits.

I got home to a letter telling me my diabetic eye test is due. They are going to run out of places to prod, poke and inject.

Now to breakfast.

There is a horrendous storm / hurricane heading for Jamaica so let's think about the people there while we have a Jamaican breakfast.

We have to start with saltfish and akee, roast breadfruit, green banana porridge and banana fritters.

Florence is making dumplings, fried and boiled.

Fernando is of course serving rum,

Leo things the saltfish could be improved with a side helping of scrambled eggs.

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ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 28/10/2025 03:23

The Hurricane is suppose to hit Jamaica later on and it suppose to be really bad

Just really hope it gets downgraded but sadly, it doesnt look that way

sashh · 28/10/2025 07:08

ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 28/10/2025 03:23

The Hurricane is suppose to hit Jamaica later on and it suppose to be really bad

Just really hope it gets downgraded but sadly, it doesnt look that way

Apparently the fact it is moving slowly means there will be more damage, I just hope everyone can be evacuated before it hits.

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sashh · 29/10/2025 04:25

Morning.

It's cold here so I'm making kedgeree, Leo is obviously doing the egg part.

Florence is making croissants for anyone who doesn't fancy fish and rice for breakfast. Fernando is sticking with the rum.

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ImDoneOnceAndForAll · 29/10/2025 05:41

I'll.take a croissant please

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