gaelicsheep - Ah, good old satellite.
Sorry, definitely no experience of that (though I did check up on it a while back, and I understood some alternative satellite service is due for launch (!) anytime now. Depends on your contract length and whether you can switch easily, but I would guess that if there was some equipment change you'd have to find 300-500 pounds, and if satellite was in another position in sky, a further 200 pounds, so no easy way to change.
Short of moving, I don't see any easy ways to save cash. Some satellite systems have used satellite for downloads and dial-up over phone line to do "uploads" (ie requests for web pages) but it needs special software (to allow for length of time between sending and receipt a few seconds later).
nymphadora - seems a bit too strict - how does the council justify this ? I guess they could demand it if lots of properties are listed, but do they ban TV aerials (which, let's face it, can be quite unsightly too) ?
Is your area due for digital switchover ? Just that they might have to adopt a more tolerant policy when it is.
As for cable, well, it must be anything up to 50% - think "anywhere not a city, or big town not within 30 miles of a city" - the country was auctioned off as franchise areas in the late 90s, and some firms won an area but installed nothing at all.
Other areas were bought up over time by Telewest and some othe rfirm and eventually pretty much everything became Virgin Media. I don't have figures to hand but there are really lots of areas where cable does not and will never exist.
Probably a lot more than 50% as ground area, because urban areas are easier to dig up and install kit, and those are (of course) the areas where there's most competition on ADSL and BT is most likely to fit fibre in the future.
Unfortunately, there are sometimes tensions between rural and urban dwellers with some urbanites saying "Serves you right for living in the country" when people outside the cities complain comment about lack of services, higher costs, lower speeds.
I suppose some rural dwellers would equally increase tension by taunting commenting on urban problems (crime, grime, costs) but there are no easy answers to getting better speeds at affordable prices for rural users, at least in the short term, I suspect.