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Come dine with me - on now

63 replies

JustAnotherManicMummy · 09/05/2010 20:20

Anyone else ROFL at Audrey dancing on her own?

They seem particularly miserable this week.

OMG, just clocked the second lady who appears to have a small child shoved down the front of her dress... with only the buttocks visible

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McDreamy · 09/05/2010 20:42

Poor Audrey!

nancy75 · 09/05/2010 20:43

expat - puts her make up on with a trowel - you are too kind, i think she'd need a jcb for that lot.

whu do people go on this programme when
1/ they don't like any food
2/ they clearly can't cook
3/ they have the personality of an old tea bag

Monty100 · 09/05/2010 20:43

Yeah I could party with Audrey.

McDreamy · 09/05/2010 20:44

Makes you wonder Nancy!

Loving Audrey

4andnotout · 09/05/2010 20:44

I sprayed lager everywhere snorting at Audrey saying about not being a good time girl

McDreamy · 09/05/2010 20:45

OMG only her bottom jaw moves when she talks

expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:45

PMSL, nancy!

those hair extensions would do Cheryl Cole proud.

4andnotout · 09/05/2010 20:46

Crystels boobs are c'est magnifique!!!!

nancy75 · 09/05/2010 20:47

they are huge!

McDreamy · 09/05/2010 20:47

They are amazing!

potplant · 09/05/2010 20:47

I want to live in the gastric band lady's house.

expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:47

love child of hucknall and paddington bear!

spray!

expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:48

'I want to live in the gastric band lady's house. '

Not if she's in it.

She's a cow.

McDreamy · 09/05/2010 20:48

What you need to do Potplant is go out and buy a kitchen ........and come back with a bar!

potplant · 09/05/2010 20:48

I'm warming to her. Chippy tea and a champagne bellini.

potplant · 09/05/2010 20:49

McDreamy - and then knock down my neightbours house to have somewhere to put it!

JustAnotherManicMummy · 09/05/2010 20:50

Arf at "not if she's in it"

Too chav-tastic for me. And that story about the kitchen and buying a bar

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4andnotout · 09/05/2010 20:50

"it's a funny story about my bar"

no it's not!

expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:51

I've had more fun watching an ant farm.

nancy75 · 09/05/2010 20:53

is that a camping stove?

expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:54

Why, yes, nancy, it is!

She's hosting in her bar, of course, not having a trade entrance to her house.

JustAnotherManicMummy · 09/05/2010 20:54

Could Jo be any more boring?

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expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:55

Of course she can, Just, she could be Gerald.

JustAnotherManicMummy · 09/05/2010 20:55
Grin
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expatinscotland · 09/05/2010 20:56

Audrey, forgetabout'em!

I'll be your friend!