My Daughter Grew Another Head And Other True Life Stories

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this

looks like it will be a great documentary.

booooooooooomp

I will be watching, and the laptop is finally internetted up so I will be able to watch and post. Yay! (I think I already answered your other thread in chat TDWP)

absent vagina syndrome??

7 year erection??

wtf??

i made my mum talk dirty for cash

i am by myself and just said ew ew ew out loud

LOL - it's fab......

i was letting ds stay up for an extra half hour!!

i genuinely am at these. might make dp go to the shop and get me some 'thats life!'

i fear i may become addicted to it though.

OMG

i have actually featured in one of these mags (something very normal and boring) and was at the other stories.

now i am even more

Yep I have featured too....but nothing this bizarre.

makes me feel rather ordinary and uninteresting really

I have featured as a bit part in someone else's story and wasn't entirely happy about it... they used very unflattering photos. It wasn't a bizarro one but on the whole I'd still rather not have had anything to do with it. However, I didn't get a choice.

Anyone else think £100 for that woman who becomes unconscious when she laughs was ridiculously low?

my friend was in one once.

she got £50 for telling them how her dp proposed.

no bum implants though!

who is that nob in the nike sweatshirt, his beeatch?

aren't all these journos posh?

£100 is ridiculously low i think.

That bloke whose wife was 19!!!!!!!

ew again he looks like your archetypal dirty old man

why is she divorcing him? i missed it

i think we all missed it

i don't think the journo had one clue what he was going on about

thought it was just me!

wouldnt fancy that forna job though. they must hear some crap.

Something to do with a wealthy banker "buying" her and now she wants a divorce (surprise surprise) and he is contesting it.

aww i dont like the sad ones.

why do people have to make themselves look as chavvy as possible in their photos?

bring on the football shirts and heeuge gold earrings!!!!

mumatron I think I'm flattered by you saying that..

It was a 'heartwarming recovery from illness' type story 'starring' a family member, including a picture of me in hospital 2 days after DS was born, recovering from my CS and with awful greasy hair and a dead-eyed lack of sleep expression. They had been supplied with others but, no, that was the one they chose..

Must admit I did develop a habit of reading these when in hospital myself (an earlier time), because I felt so much better off in comparison to the stories. They can seem horribly addictive though.

i know what you mean eighties last time i was in hosp my mum brought me cosmo and i had to send her to get take a break.

surely being pecked up the bum by a swan is a story in its own right?

What.a.job.