X factor 28th November-Take That Elton John!

[BrigitBigKnickers]

Here's tonight's play list!
It's Elton John and Take That, night

Stacey-
Something about the way you look tonight- Elton John
Rule the world-Take that

Joe-
Sorry seems to be the hardest word- Elton John

Could it be magic- Take That

Lloyd
I?m still standing (very apt!)- Elton John

Million Love Songs- Take that

Danyl-
Your song- Elton John

Relight my fire- Take That

Olly-
Saturday night?s alright for fighting- Elton John

Love ain?t here anymore- Take That

Sounds like we're in for a bit of a marathon- Wine, take away and (if last week's performances are anything to go by)ear plugs at the ready!

Yes me too CJCregg, and then they could bring back Jedward as his replacement

Shame. I do like it when they do something different with the song, but this is not good.

Such a melodic song and he is too shouty.

charisma of a slug. A slug with IBS ...

I think Ewan McGreggor wants his song back...

lol at mcsmuggy!

CJCregg

This is terrible. Far too SHOUTY!!

Sit down Simon, that was crap

couldn't really here the children for his shouting

Louis- is was shit- you know it was shit- you are taking the piss.

Cheryl, 3 words - Lloyd can't sing

Bluebump - the sentiment in that song is so beautiful. All I can say is the judges are deaf.

WTF????

Could they hear what we heard???

WTF! Has Simon bribed them all to give good comments??

Judges are hearing something totally different to us here in Shandyland

hear not here had too much brandy

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That's me doing a Jarvis Cocker just for Danyl.

Louis is such scrooge.

Do you think Simon would like to meet my litte children? I'd be happy to take them along ...

Simon talks such shit.

If we do arrange an outing to the X Factor tour can we please get someone to disrupt Danyl like that twat did with Jedward?

Louis looking like he is on something dodgy.

Grinning maniacally all the time....

Like I just did, Ninks?

i would kick the living fuck out of louis if he said that about my ds, ugly little twat

Here's my next ad joke...

A pianist was hired to play background music for a film. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, ?I?m only here to listen to the music.?
?Yeah?? replied the man. ?We?re only here to see our dog.?