Any Father Ted fans still up? - just nearly injured myself laughing at this. Don;'t click if offended by swearing!

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Mrs Doyle swearing here

the rabbits episode!
and the cows...snitched that for work meetings!

Oh God, the rabbits!

I love Bishop Brennan... "Don't call me Len, ye little bollocks!"

There are so many great bits in it, but particular faves are:

There is a small child lost in the tunnel of goats (world's worst funfair)

My Lovely Horse

The "it's great being a priest!" episode

"That's the great thing about Catholicism; it's so vague and no-one really knows what it's about"

"God, I love being a priest - we're all going to heaven boys, wahey!"

"There's nothing stupid about football! And there's nothing at all stupid about the Annual All-Priests Five-a-Side over 75s Indoor Football Challenge Match, against Rugged Island"

And Father Noel Furlong (have an extra fondness for him as Furlong is my mother's maiden name...)

I used to be in the same amdram soc as Father Jack's son... he looked nothing like him until he pulled a particular face and them OMG the similarity was FRIGHTENING!

I had them all on video but I need to upgrade to DVD...

I loved Father Damo. Also lovely horse. Ds's love to watch Flight of terror.

My fave scene is also from the caravan episode:

Dougal "I've brought the travel scrabble for when we are travelling and the normal scrabble for when we get here"

Ted "brilliant"

Dougal "oh no! Wait a moment...........i didn't bring either"

Apologies if not quite right - it's sort of what i remember.

PMSL - did you make that bit up?

Thank you for the links, have just spent a few very happy minutes reminding myself how good Father Ted was.

I fell in love with Father Ted when it first aired, but now I look back, nearly all of my favourite moments are sweary ones.

Mrs Doyle's tirade is number one; also the picnickers with their 'fuppin baxtards'. One that hasn't been mentioned is the episode with the sheep contest - the scam is revealed, there is loads of outraged muttering, and someone in the background clearly shouts 'Fucking hell!' Makes me crease up every time.

Also when Dougal has the Speed milk float, and begs Fr Ted to do something, and he pulls up alongside on a milk float with an altar, saying Mass. As a Catholic, this made me roar. A Mass is always the answer.

O I LOVE Father Ted! I dunno what's my favourite... getting lost in the lingerie department is way up there, kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse... the camping in the tiny caravan and they were all Irish Dancing! And when Dougal opens the calendar and Jack says "womens knickers! A pair of feckin' womens knickers!"

Nooo - honest - here is the original transcript what i have just founded:

TED: Did you bring the travel Scrabble, Dougal?
DOUGAL: I brought the normal Scrabble and the Travel Scrabble, Ted. The Travel Scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal Scrabble for when we arrived.
TED: Good man.
DOUGAL: Ah, no. Uh, wait a minute. Now that I think of it, I didn't bring either of them.

I can't find it on youtube though.

Oh yes! The "fuckin' 'ell!" of the sheep episode!

And at the end of the fairground one when a boy iss stuck, then a goat and a boy or something.

Speed 3 - oh dear I wet myself laughing watching Father Dougal going around and around the roundabout in his milkfloat!! And the hairy babies!!!
And the one where Father Ted has to train Father Jack for the visit from the Bishops and they all think he is utterly brilliant.

That would be an ecumenical matter!

And the Song for Europe one - when they are practising and Father Ted is smoking etc. in the bedroom and shouts "play it. Just fucking play what you fucking did just there" or words to that effect. And in another episode I am sure Dougal says something hilarious in bed... I will ask DH he will know... I love Father Ted so much!

I love this clip

And this

Brilliant!!

I LOVE MY BRICK!!!!

Father Jack was my favourite, he was so funny!!

oh feck and arse - I can't bloody well watch it due to copyright restrictions in the country I'm in!!
Arse, arse, arse. And feck.

Can't find the clip I want to link to as it's restricted in the UK, but...

Mrs Doyle on the window-ledge in A Christmassy Ted, lifting up her skirt a little to step down and then plummetting like she's fallen off a cliff...

I love Fr Ted too! so surreal

Fruitbeard - "I used to be in the same amdram soc as Father Jack's son... he looked nothing like him until he pulled a particular face and them OMG the similarity was FRIGHTENING!"
I was in an amdram with him also - you in Dublin?

No, this was in London when he worked for [Big bank in Canary Wharf]... have met up with him in Dublin a few times since though!

When they are playing hide and seek in the caravan. Brillinat. Ted is just so 'not interested'. makes me laugh just thinking about it. I once played hide and seek with my dds in a very small flat and ended up standing in the hall with a bucket on my head cause I couldnt find anywhere to hide, think it reminds me of this, lol.

thanks for that clip - fantastic