Does Jezza read Mumsnet?

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Just heard Jeremy Clarkson use the term 'lady garden' (as in Abbey Titmus's lady garden).

Have never heard that term used anywhere else so I can only assume that he is a lurker

Well actually I was reading Nuts Magazine the other week and it used the phrase so I believe it is in common parlance these days.

why do mumsnetters assume the world evolves around it?

i assume clarkson is way too busy - but hey ho

Nuts in the dentists waiting room?

Yeah I know I was a bit

But it's that sort of dentists - quite hip

Sounds different from mine

Ours has yellowing, curling back-dated issues of The Lady amongst 'lift-the-flap' books in which all the flaps are torn out

Very dull in comparison!

Nuts is shit, though

Maybe he posts here

....and he said this on Top Gear?
so I'm right not to watch it then.

Paula I was being sarcastic, I'm sure it is very a common phrase, I really don't believe the world revolves around mumsnet . Just thought it was funny...

Though I wouldn't be surprised if he did take a look occasionally, lots of journos do.

Maybe his wife is a MNer?

dp referred to a very intimate part of my anatomy as my 'lady cock' today

ewwwwwwwww

Eww Paula!

Bleugh!!!!

Yuk, can you call his balls a 'gentleman's flange'?

not nice imagery is it??

asking him about teste-flange now!

YUK to flange

It sounds like a cross between a cake and a flan

Ok, what about 'dangling fanjo'?

Oh god, I'm going to bed!

It's a very common phrase - heard it a long time before i came to MN.

I don't know which to be more disgusted by.......the fact you watch Clarkson or the fact you read Nuts.......

I first heard the term on Big Brother a few years ago. Every single issue of our parish magazine carries an advert for an "experienced lady gardener", I really should ring her and explain shouldn't I?