HERE IS THE 4TH EDITION ............... FOR ALL YOU TELLY ADDICTS...........YOUR ALERTS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!

[RTKangaMummy]

WEDNESDAY 4th MAY

DUMPING ON BRITAIN..........BBC1...........7.00

NO WIN NO FEE...........BBC2.........7.00

HOLIDAYS IN DANGER ZONE.........BBC2.......7.30

VE DAY POEM..........CH 5..............7.30

TINY TEARAWAYS..........BBC3........8.00

HITLER BUNKER.........CH 5............8.00

DIY SOS............BBC1..........8.00

RELOCATION.........CH 4..........8.00

GRAND DESIGNS REVISITED.....CH 4........9.00

TRUMAN SHOW.........BBC3.........9.00

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL{repeat}........ITV2.........9.00

D-DAY TO BERLIN.........BBC1.........9.00

ALI G............ITV1..............9.00/11.10

APPRENTICE FINAL...........BBC2........9.00

YOU'RE HIRED.........BBC2.........10.00

DES HOUSE.........CH 4...........10.00

RUSSELL T DAVIES........BBC2...........11.20

HERE YOU ARE GUYS

So you are sorted

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Like, totally!

(May have to take issue with DH though - he asked, "What role do you fulfil in this news-gathering process?" when I said I'd ask you to check - he's being facetious about MN not teaching me anything )

Does he want to test me?

Just to clarify - he was asking me what role I fulfilled - I'd explained yours to him

He won't want to test you - well, I don't want to ask him as it would mean talking to him

Tell him you are one of my "OFFICIAL BUMPERS"

AND YOU ARE A

DEFFO BRILL NETTER

He said he's happy with that.

Now he's talking about Deep Throat phoning me up for info - I think he may sleep on the sofa tonight...

Oh bloody hell bloody hell now he's chuntering on and on and on and on - make him STOP somebody!!!

You are also DEFFO BRILL, RTKM!!!

Thanks

S T O P

HMDH

Feckity feck - just told him what HMDH stands for - and he's PHSL! He had no idea my mn name was hunkermunker... Yet he calls DS hunkermunker and I say "No, I am hunkermunker!"

I knew he didn't listen to me...

Send him into another room or to sit on the stairs

Told him he's to sit on the naughty step for a minute for every year he's been alive. He's just got his age wrong...

He says he's too busy studying, which, fair enough, he is I will do something devilish and unenjoyable to him later.

pmsl

He should study not talk then

Get some headphones and listen to music so you can't listen to him for once

Deffo brill plan!

(Also said deffo, though not brill, to him the other day - watched him out of the corner of my eye when I said it - he practically went purple with agogness )

DEFFO BRILL

Am going to take DS to STAR WARS

back soon

love RTKM xxxxxxxxxxx

FRIDAY 20th MAY

WILL..............CH 4...........8.30

HIGNFY.........BBC1......9.00

LOST COLOSSEUM..........BBC2..........9.00

DARREN...............CH 4..............9.30

QOS-FACS...............BBC1............9.30

DEAR TV ...............BBC2......9.50

MONKEY TROUS............ITV1.......10.00

HDCML.............CH 5...........10.00

FNWJR.............BBC1.............10.35

CONTENDER..............ITV1..........12.00

THANKS ML

Is anybody watching the Colonial house thingy on Sunday nights?

I HALF WATCHED IT LAST WEEK

WAS OK

WOT U THINK?????

Friday Night is pants TV!!! I'm bored already sigh.

pretty average, but my brother was the editor, he spent 6 weeks 100s of miles from anywhere etc, so I feel duty bound..