BRAND NEW ............................TV ALERTS.........................THIRD EDITION...........................BRAND NEW.

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SUNDAY 10TH APRIL

ANTIQUES ROADSHOW......................BBC1...........6.50PM

THE QUEEN'S CASTLE............BBC1..................8.00PM

FINGERSMITH....................BBC1.............9.00PM

PANORAMA:WHY BULLIES WIN..................BBC1.............10.15PM

MATCH OF THE DAY 2................BBC1.......11.00PM

SUNDAY GRANDSTAND...................BBC2..............12.20PM

GARDENERS' WORLD..................BBC2..............5.30PM

GOLF:THE MASTERS..............BBC2............7.30PM

THE UNFORGETTABLE KENNETH WILLIAMS.........ITV.........6.00PM

EMMERDALE..................ITV................7.00PM

CORONATION STREET:RAYS LAST DANCE WITH TRACY..........ITV.........7.30PM

MALICE AFORETHOUGHT.............ITV.........9.00PM

THE SOUTH BANK SHOW...............ITV........10.45PM

TIME TEAM...............CH4.......5.00PM

BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE............CH4........8.00PM

I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON TV..............CH4......9.00PM

FILM:THE DEVIL'S OWN (BRAD PITT Ladies)......CH4.....11.05PM

JOEY................CH5.......8.00PM

FILM:AIR FORCE ONE...................CH5.......9.00PM

24...............SKY ONE...........9.00PM

NIP/TUCK..............SKY ONE.........10.00PM

DR WHO....................BBC3.........7.00PM

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lunchtime bump.......................

afternoon bump.... coz it's good telly tonight!

WEDNESDAY 13TH APRIL

SMART SPENDERS..........BBC1................7.00PM

DIY SOS.....................BBC1............8.00PM

CRIMEWATCH UK......................BBC1.............9.00PM

A LIFE OF GRIME.............BBC1............10.50PM

BILLY CONNOLLY'S WORLD TOUR OF ENGLAND, IRELAND AND WALES............BBC1...11.20PM

DAYS THAT SHOOK THE WORLD.................BBC2..........7.00PM

WHAT THE ANCIENTS DID FOR US.............BBC2............8.00PM

THE APPRENTICE................BBC2..........9.00PM

BLACKADDER THE THIRD...............BBC2...........10.00PM

THE BILL...............ITV......................8.00PM

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, PLEASE.................ITV........9.00PM

WHO KILLED THE PAGEANT QUEEN?:THE PRIME SUSPECT.........ITV...............11.00PM

RELOCATION, RELOCATION............CH4..........8.00PM

GRAND DESIGNS............CH4..............9.00PM

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES...............CH4.....10.00PM

FILM:BREAKDOWN................CH4...........11.05PM

I SURVIVED..................CH5...........8.00PM

DEMOLITION MAN................CH5........9.00PM

ALL NEW COSMETIC SURGERY LIVE..........CH5....11.15PM

4400.....................SKY ONE............9PM

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See told you there was good telly tonight!

Do i need to have watched the previous episodes of The Apprentice and Desperate housewives for it to make sense?

If so can anyone give a quick lowdown on them as I have a TV night planned

I started the Apprentice half way through and I still enjoy it

DH - is a bit involved but I'm sure you'll soon get the gist - splitting the atom it aint

bumpity bump......

can't stop gotta put the DTs to bed. DH and DS1 out at the footie!

WEDNESDAY 13TH APRIL

SMART SPENDERS..........BBC1................7.00PM

DIY SOS.....................BBC1............8.00PM

CRIMEWATCH UK......................BBC1.............9.00PM

A LIFE OF GRIME.............BBC1............10.50PM

BILLY CONNOLLY'S WORLD TOUR OF ENGLAND, IRELAND AND WALES............BBC1...11.20PM

DAYS THAT SHOOK THE WORLD.................BBC2..........7.00PM

WHAT THE ANCIENTS DID FOR US.............BBC2............8.00PM

THE APPRENTICE................BBC2..........9.00PM

BLACKADDER THE THIRD...............BBC2...........10.00PM

THE BILL...............ITV......................8.00PM

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, PLEASE.................ITV........9.00PM

WHO KILLED THE PAGEANT QUEEN?:THE PRIME SUSPECT.........ITV...............11.00PM

RELOCATION, RELOCATION............CH4..........8.00PM

GRAND DESIGNS............CH4..............9.00PM

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES...............CH4.....10.00PM

FILM:BREAKDOWN................CH4...........11.05PM

I SURVIVED..................CH5...........8.00PM

DEMOLITION MAN................CH5........9.00PM

ALL NEW COSMETIC SURGERY LIVE..........CH5....11.15PM

4400.....................SKY ONE............9PM

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THURSDAY 14TH APRIL

LITTLE ANGELS...................BBC1...........7.00PM

EASTENDERS.................BBC1.........7.30PM

20TH CENTURY ROADSHOW.............BBC1.........8.00PM

JOURNEY OF LIFE.............BBC1..........9.00PM

QUESTION TIME:BIRMINGHAM..............BBC1.....10.35PM

THE CULTURE SHOW..............BBC2..................7.00PM

COMPULSION..............BBC2.............9.00PM

THE BILL...................ITV.............8.00PM

FOOTBALLERS WIVES..............ITV..........9.00PM

CELEBRITY SURGERY:WHO'S HAD WHAT DONE?........ITV.......10.00PM

LONDON SOCCER NIGHT..............ITV.........11.00PM

SELLING HOUSES..................CH4............8.00PM

FILM:SPELLBOUND....................CH4...........9.00PM

FILM:DONNIE BRASCO................CH4....11.05PM

WORLD WAR I IN COLOUR:.................CH5.......7.30PM

LIVE UEFA CUP FOOTBALL:Sporting Lisbon V Newcastle United...........CH5..........8.00PM

PETER KAY AT THE COMEDY STORE...............CH5...10.20PM

ALL NEW COSMETIC SURGERY LIVE.........CH5......10.50PM

LAS VEGAS.............SKY ONE..........8.00PM

THE CONTENDER..........ITV2............10.30PM

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Happy viewing

have you seen

ALL NEW COSMETIC SURGERY LIVE

yuk, yuk and double yuk!

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or or

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THURSDAY 14TH APRIL

LITTLE ANGELS...................BBC1...........7.00PM

EASTENDERS.................BBC1.........7.30PM

20TH CENTURY ROADSHOW.............BBC1.........8.00PM

JOURNEY OF LIFE.............BBC1..........9.00PM

QUESTION TIME:BIRMINGHAM..............BBC1.....10.35PM

THE CULTURE SHOW..............BBC2..................7.00PM

COMPULSION..............BBC2.............9.00PM

THE BILL...................ITV.............8.00PM

FOOTBALLERS WIVES..............ITV..........9.00PM

CELEBRITY SURGERY:WHO'S HAD WHAT DONE?........ITV.......10.00PM

LONDON SOCCER NIGHT..............ITV.........11.00PM

SELLING HOUSES..................CH4............8.00PM

FILM:SPELLBOUND....................CH4...........9.00PM

FILM:DONNIE BRASCO................CH4....11.05PM

WORLD WAR I IN COLOUR:.................CH5.......7.30PM

LIVE UEFA CUP FOOTBALL:Sporting Lisbon V Newcastle United...........CH5..........8.00PM

PETER KAY AT THE COMEDY STORE...............CH5...10.20PM

ALL NEW COSMETIC SURGERY LIVE.........CH5......10.50PM

LAS VEGAS.............SKY ONE..........8.00PM

THE CONTENDER..........ITV2............10.30PM

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RTMTMML

You have done a deffo brill job

Thank you

You are deffo brill

I am unable to get a RT for tommorrow so will leave the alert in your capable hands.

you're home. hallelujah. I hope you've had a wonderful time.

But for now... back to business...............

FRIDAY 15TH APRIL

QUESTION OF SPORT..............BBC1.............7.00PM

EASTENDERS..................BBC1............8.00PM

HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU............BBC1.............9.30PM

FRIDAY NIGHT WITH JONATHON ROSS............BBC1........10.35PM

A YEAR AT KEW..............BBC2.......7.30PM

ROYAL GARDENERS....................BBC2...........8.00PM

GARDENERS' WORLD................BBC2............8.30PM

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 TREASURES..................BBC2........9.00PM

EMMERDALE..............ITV..............7.00PM

CORONATION STREET...............ITV............7.30PM

TONIGHT WITH TREVOR MCDONALD..............ITV...........8.00PM

FILM:NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN............ITV..........8.30PM

THE CONTENDER................ITV...................11.30PM

FRIENDS.......................CH4.......8.00PM

THE SIMPSONS......................CH4.........9.00PM

DERREN BROWN:TRICK OF THE MIND..........CH4.............9.30PM

PLAYING IT STRAIGHT.............CH4........10.00PM

FILM:IN AND OUT...............CH4................11.10PM

HOUSE DOCTOR......................CH5.........8.00PM

HOUSE DOCTOR:INSIDE AND OUT...............CH5........9.00PM

THE ULTIMATE CELEBRITY FASHION FROCK UPS...............CH5......10.05PM

ALL NEW COSMETIC SURGERY LIVE.............CH5.........11.05PM

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Happy viewing

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Yes thanks totally brill

and

bumpity bump

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Hi Kanga! hope you had a sooooooooooooooooooper time!
welcome back! Mars did a cracking job!

Hi JT

Had a deffo brill time Thanks

Mars did an excellent job did so many alerts each day

Brill

When are you ready to take over again RTKM? The remote control has missed you.