x-factor - the new thread!

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if it's not been done already...

Songs for the credit crunch - nothing going on but the rent, money's too tight to mention....

go on moomin- lets get Daniel singing mr Blobby!

WTF?

pmsl twin, will switch over and save the shag til later, lol!

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep was number one the week i was born But i am quite old

lazarou are you masturbating? I feel should revert to twinsetandpearls I am getting embroiled in filth.

I'm not really flicking myself off. Other people have to use this computer.

With my DH it only takes an ad break for the shag.

i dont watch tv all year, and xfactor is my annual treat
im having op soon so i will stay in bed and wtach tv i guess. they dont do broadland in hospitals[wonders]

pmsl

i just realise yur name wasnt twonsetofsocks,

No sex for me as dh is asleep and there are no condoms. Although some sort of makeshift splint and a binbag may work. What does everyone else think?

Poor shopaholic
I was watching HIGNFY on BBC2, now I'm joining you the xtra factor. Sad sack that I am.

Alex is v profound - being part of a group makes her feel like there's someone else on stage. That's good.

Why are they all in togas now?

Shopaholic I looked at my name then and thought it said socks not cocks. Thought how crap am I trying to be shocking and subversive and naming myself after socks

Why are they all sat in clothes made from curtain lining?

binbag lazarou? ooohhh get you missus - what are you trying to say about your DH?

they are singing 'hero' on the results show (ugh!)

I am helpless with laughter now, there should be a law against this behaviour on a mothers' site-what about our pelvic floors?

lazarou, I was given condoms in surestart this week ( a centre, not a group). I can therefore offer you either mint or banana flavour. Seriously.

ewww at JLS creaming themselves. Did Daniel really just say that?

Tippy, we just ran out of mint ones. Got any cheese and onion?

And I just want it noted for the record that I outlasted Darkpunk on the drinking front...

Did they not like your kids tippy?

they all look like angels in matching white outfit.
ruth looks young in real life, she look older in them frocks and melons hanging out.
diana got shoes on after all.

Jimmy, I should probably have said one of those little plastic bags they give you at the bank to put your coppers in, more accurate.

Then you have answered my WHO USES THESE question and I thank you
I once worked in a pub that had kangaroo flavour. I bought the machine out for stocking fillers for all my friends.