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Where the headband of doom meets the tuile of nightmares. Masterchef thread 4.

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Halsall · 29/05/2026 20:10

It's all hotting up now 🔥

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Sunbird24 · 04/06/2026 20:59

See you tomorrow!

ilovesooty · 04/06/2026 20:59

TheDogsMother · 04/06/2026 20:57

Right choice. Tomorrow Chuffs !

Yes, right choice. See you tomorrow.

littlbrowndog · 04/06/2026 21:00

🙌the final

viques · 04/06/2026 21:01

Until tomorrow fellow sofa chefs.

I will make sure I eat early and am settled on the sofa in good time.

PotterHead1985 · 04/06/2026 21:02

Until tomorrow chuffs

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 04/06/2026 21:03

Love how they seem actually to have formed bonds. Tomorrow, mon cheres!

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 04/06/2026 21:29

I’m missing the final live so will catch up with you all after.

Whataflippincircus · 04/06/2026 22:24

Poor Antos! Right decision though, that dessert was nowhere near the other three dishes.

PotterHead1985 · 05/06/2026 13:17

Ill just leave this here!!!!

Where the headband of doom meets the tuile of nightmares. Masterchef thread 4.
LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 13:59

Brilliant, @PotterHead1985 😄
Just settling down to catch up on last night's episode - may be able to watch live tonight🤞
I wore that exact bow that Anna's wearing, slapped on the back of my bonce for a job interview. Got told I looked "too delicate" for surgery. Definitely blamed the bow.
Mind you, that was the late 80s and bows were fashionable.

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:04

This is interesting because DH has a significant birthday next year. His favourite food is Indian (he's way better at cooking Indian food than I am) and we're not far from Birmingham so I'd considered taking him to Opheem...

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:09

Oh Antos! 🙄
Twice now he's been behind - wonder how much that counts in the final decision

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:13

Is life too short to stuff a mushroom mussel?!

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:24

Is it wrong that I'm imagining MaccieD's apple pies?

Eta Don't burn your tongues, chefs, if they're anything like MD pies

ilovesooty · 05/06/2026 14:42

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:04

This is interesting because DH has a significant birthday next year. His favourite food is Indian (he's way better at cooking Indian food than I am) and we're not far from Birmingham so I'd considered taking him to Opheem...

You'll probably have to get a kebab on the way home 😁

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:42

I wish I'd had whatever glue Jhane uses to keep her face jewels on when I wore them in my disco days.
Mine would have all fallen into the food by now 😱

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:44

ilovesooty · 05/06/2026 14:42

You'll probably have to get a kebab on the way home 😁

Oh, right.
Well, lots in Birmingham, probably 😄
Nice to have a reply - I thought I was just chattering away to myself here and DH is busy in the garden.

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:50

Oh dear, Antos...
<Private Frazer voice>
Doomed! Ye're doooomed!

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:51

Defiantly41 · 05/06/2026 14:50

@LaMarschallin, the curry boxes from Aktar at Home are sensational https://aktarathome.co.uk/ (same chef/company)

Oh wow!
Didn't know about those - thank you!

Ventress · 05/06/2026 14:52

McDonald’s apple pies are lush.

Opheem looks fab, you’ll have a great time if you go there @LaMarschallin

Jhane’s eye makeup is amazing 🤩

Halsall · 05/06/2026 14:56

LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 14:13

Is life too short to stuff a mushroom mussel?!

Definitely.

Funny about the bow, @LaMarschallin - assuming you’d be doing the surgery, you wouldn’t be wearing it in a theatre, would you?!

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LaMarschallin · 05/06/2026 15:10

assuming you’d be doing the surgery, you wouldn’t be wearing it in a theatre, would you?!

Well, quite.
Or, at least in my lowly position as house officer (rated as just below the hospital cat in those days), clinging on to a retractor for ages.
I think it was another way of saying he wanted a man. But I found out I'd dodged a bullet and ended up with a much nicer job, so the bow did me a favour 🎀😄

Right! Off to read the comments in the thread and, hopefully (some arrangements are changed) will be back to watch tonight.
With wine 🥂
Thank you for the company during my wittering, Chuffs x

Piggywaspushed · 05/06/2026 16:01

Just caught up. Aww, poor Antos. His dish was literally the only one I would have eaten (as aforementioned, I LOVE pineapple and I also LOVE ginger).

Ventress · 05/06/2026 16:11

I do ginger ice cream with rhubarb crumble. It’s not elevated in any way, but it’s tasty