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Eurovision Vienna 2026 Grand Final 16th May 8pm

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RedToothBrush · 15/05/2026 09:59

"Let the song begin with passion, Let the wind begin to blow, You can break the rules of fashion, And your chance to win shall grow."

"Look into the TV camera, So the audience can see, That you're loveable, not desperate, Smile and they will vote for me."

Well we haven't got old women baking bread or a man in a hamster wheel. The only way we have a burning piano is if the Serbian's set fire to the set (again) and torch Delta's piano. And sadly there is no Russian skater as they are currently still banned.

There WILL however be snow, lots of fire, wind machines, stage risers, much leather, women dressed in white, silly costumes and dances, dodgy moustaches, songs about love and peace, traditional folk instruments and violins. Many violins.

1 DENMARK Søren Torpegaard Lund - Før Vi Går Hjem
2 GERMANY Sarah Engels - Fire
3 ISRAEL Noam Bettan - Michelle
4 BELGIUM Essyla - Dancing On The Ice
5 ALBANIA Alis - Nân
6 GREECE Akylas - Ferto
7 UKRAINE Leléka - Ridnym
8 AUSTRALIA Delta Goodrum - Eclipse
9 SERBIA Lavina - Kraj Mene
10 MALTA Aidan - Bella
11 CZECHIA Daniel Zizka - Crossroads
12 BULGARIA Dara - Bangaranga
13 CROATIA Lelek - Andromeda
14 UNITED KINGDOM Look Mum No Computer - Eins, Zwei, Drei
15 FRANCE Monroe - Regarde
16 MOLDOVA Satoshi - Viva, Moldova!
17 FINLAND Linda Lampenius & Pete Parkkonen - Liekinheitin
18 POLAND Alicja - Pray
19 LITHUANIA Lion Ceccah - Sólo Quiero Más
20 SWEDEN Felicia - My System
21 CYPRUS Antigoni - Jalla
22 ITALY Sal Da Vinci - Per Sempre Si
23 NORWAY Jonas Lovv - Ya Ya Ya
24 ROMANIA Alexandra Căpitănescu - Choke Me
25 AUSTRIA Cosmó - Tanzschein

Voting for participant countries (inc UK) will open just before the first song is performed. It will stay open through all the performances, and for approximately 40 minutes after the last song has been performed.
Voting in the UK is ONLINE ONLY through the ESC website or app this year. You need to make a card payment - 15p per vote. (It may be worth setting up an account or downloading the app if you do not have already). There is no phone vote for the UK (some other participanting countries do have phone vote still).

Non participating countries (Hello Ireland) can vote as part the Rest of The World. The voting window will open online at approximately midnight before the show, closing briefly when the Live Show begins, and opening up again just before the first song is performed. It will then remain open through the Live Show until around 40 minutes after the last competing song has been presented. Voting is online only.

You can vote online here:
www.esc.vote

There is a maximum of ten votes each.

You can watch on the participating national broadcasters (BBC) or on Eurovision's YouTube channel.

Public Service Reminder: Don't Forget Your Subtitles for the handy lyric translations.

Drink to Terry at Song 9.

OP posts:
PlumpHobbit · 16/05/2026 20:26

Dancers costumes disappearing up their arses

Redcrayons · 16/05/2026 20:27

Quite liked Germany.

Bluetakhi · 16/05/2026 20:27

I can’t concentrate on the song! there’s too many thighs!

AlwaysRightISwear · 16/05/2026 20:27

QueenOfThorns · 16/05/2026 20:26

I think the amount of clothing may be inversely proportional to the quality of the entry

Oh yes.

NoisyBrain · 16/05/2026 20:27

I assume the song title Fire is in reference to the thrush caused by those outfits...

waitresswalled · 16/05/2026 20:27

Quite liked both songs so far.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/05/2026 20:27

Both no from me so far

SwedishEdith · 16/05/2026 20:27

I've seen the comments about there being more German in the UK entry than Germany's😂 This will be another one toward the bottom of the right hand side of the board.

tryandbepositive · 16/05/2026 20:27

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 20:20

Boy George was performing with San Marino they didn’t make it through

What? No wonder I’m confused 😵‍💫

dreaminglife · 16/05/2026 20:27

Germany - cheap lap dancing routine. Music is dull.

JoshLymanSwagger · 16/05/2026 20:27

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2026 20:26

DH says he reckons those costumes have been fashioned out of bin liners

My DH really seemed to enjoy their performance. 🙄

Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 20:27

Bluetakhi · 16/05/2026 20:27

I can’t concentrate on the song! there’s too many thighs!

Thigher thigher

PrincessScarlett · 16/05/2026 20:27

NoisyBrain · 16/05/2026 20:27

I assume the song title Fire is in reference to the thrush caused by those outfits...

🤣🤣

endash · 16/05/2026 20:27

This is going to be a very very long night.

hattymattie · 16/05/2026 20:27

Eurovision soft porn contest.

JellyBeanSpring25 · 16/05/2026 20:28

Here for the party! I have wine and vegetable crisps!

thoughts so far:
~ turn graham up
~ far too produced, it doesn’t look live!
~ both #1 and #2 were ok, toe tapped a little!

onto No 3

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 20:28

Bet she is on fire with pleather up her nethers

TheIsleOfTERF · 16/05/2026 20:28

Is Israel live or pre recorded given the situation?

booksnbaking · 16/05/2026 20:28

Seeervus Ihr Liaben! Was that last one a bit, er, pitchy?

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 20:28

Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 20:27

Thigher thigher

😂

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/05/2026 20:28

JoshLymanSwagger · 16/05/2026 20:27

My DH really seemed to enjoy their performance. 🙄

😄 i'm sure you'll get the chance to get your own back tonight

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 20:28

Can’t work out if Germanys would be a good advert for Canesten or not

IncessantNameChanger · 16/05/2026 20:28

TheIsleOfTERF · 16/05/2026 20:26

TBF, Germany is much more fun than Denmark.

Agree. Like her tights. The only part of her outfit I could pull off

Binglebong · 16/05/2026 20:29

They've turned the audience down for Israel.

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 16/05/2026 20:29

booksnbaking · 16/05/2026 20:28

Seeervus Ihr Liaben! Was that last one a bit, er, pitchy?

Sehr pitchy

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