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Eurovision Vienna 2026 Grand Final 16th May 8pm

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RedToothBrush · 15/05/2026 09:59

"Let the song begin with passion, Let the wind begin to blow, You can break the rules of fashion, And your chance to win shall grow."

"Look into the TV camera, So the audience can see, That you're loveable, not desperate, Smile and they will vote for me."

Well we haven't got old women baking bread or a man in a hamster wheel. The only way we have a burning piano is if the Serbian's set fire to the set (again) and torch Delta's piano. And sadly there is no Russian skater as they are currently still banned.

There WILL however be snow, lots of fire, wind machines, stage risers, much leather, women dressed in white, silly costumes and dances, dodgy moustaches, songs about love and peace, traditional folk instruments and violins. Many violins.

1 DENMARK Søren Torpegaard Lund - Før Vi Går Hjem
2 GERMANY Sarah Engels - Fire
3 ISRAEL Noam Bettan - Michelle
4 BELGIUM Essyla - Dancing On The Ice
5 ALBANIA Alis - Nân
6 GREECE Akylas - Ferto
7 UKRAINE Leléka - Ridnym
8 AUSTRALIA Delta Goodrum - Eclipse
9 SERBIA Lavina - Kraj Mene
10 MALTA Aidan - Bella
11 CZECHIA Daniel Zizka - Crossroads
12 BULGARIA Dara - Bangaranga
13 CROATIA Lelek - Andromeda
14 UNITED KINGDOM Look Mum No Computer - Eins, Zwei, Drei
15 FRANCE Monroe - Regarde
16 MOLDOVA Satoshi - Viva, Moldova!
17 FINLAND Linda Lampenius & Pete Parkkonen - Liekinheitin
18 POLAND Alicja - Pray
19 LITHUANIA Lion Ceccah - Sólo Quiero Más
20 SWEDEN Felicia - My System
21 CYPRUS Antigoni - Jalla
22 ITALY Sal Da Vinci - Per Sempre Si
23 NORWAY Jonas Lovv - Ya Ya Ya
24 ROMANIA Alexandra Căpitănescu - Choke Me
25 AUSTRIA Cosmó - Tanzschein

Voting for participant countries (inc UK) will open just before the first song is performed. It will stay open through all the performances, and for approximately 40 minutes after the last song has been performed.
Voting in the UK is ONLINE ONLY through the ESC website or app this year. You need to make a card payment - 15p per vote. (It may be worth setting up an account or downloading the app if you do not have already). There is no phone vote for the UK (some other participanting countries do have phone vote still).

Non participating countries (Hello Ireland) can vote as part the Rest of The World. The voting window will open online at approximately midnight before the show, closing briefly when the Live Show begins, and opening up again just before the first song is performed. It will then remain open through the Live Show until around 40 minutes after the last competing song has been presented. Voting is online only.

You can vote online here:
www.esc.vote

There is a maximum of ten votes each.

You can watch on the participating national broadcasters (BBC) or on Eurovision's YouTube channel.

Public Service Reminder: Don't Forget Your Subtitles for the handy lyric translations.

Drink to Terry at Song 9.

OP posts:
FriendofDorothy · 16/05/2026 21:05

littlbrowndog · 16/05/2026 21:04

Wow he is hot

Think he looks like Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride.

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 21:05

This is shite, worst so far.

Raahh · 16/05/2026 21:05

Aww, I liked Malta and his flippy hair and Salvador Sobral vibes. Evenif we couldn't figure our which bits were Maltese Grin. Maybe just the title?

NoisyBrain · 16/05/2026 21:05

Malta man's outfit doesn't match the the song style. That's my totally scientific take 😁

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 21:06

The dulcet soft tones are at odds with the leather

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:06

Malta not bad eye candy 😜

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 21:06

This has grown on me since his semi final

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 21:06

Hanging in for Romania

Shortpoet · 16/05/2026 21:06

Malta looks like INXS Michael Hutchence

AlwaysRightISwear · 16/05/2026 21:06

Malta is boring.

PlumpHobbit · 16/05/2026 21:06

Malta isnt very exciting and very forgettable

dreaminglife · 16/05/2026 21:06

More faux leather from Malta but a surprisingly good tune - a bit James Bond - beautiful (can't believe I typed that!)

TheIsleOfTERF · 16/05/2026 21:06

Malta’s outfit… No baby no!

HeathenPlayingHouse · 16/05/2026 21:06

Orlando Bloom as a cowboy (apparently) rather than a pirate.

Bit of a snoozefest.

NoisyBrain · 16/05/2026 21:07

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 21:06

The dulcet soft tones are at odds with the leather

Haha, great cross post! 😆

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 16/05/2026 21:07

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 21:06

The dulcet soft tones are at odds with the leather

I quite like the fact I could baby wipe him and send him on his way

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:07

Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 21:05

No

That’s good. Dunno why I thought that.

RedToothBrush · 16/05/2026 21:07

It's Eurovision The Movie.

OP posts:
Raahh · 16/05/2026 21:07

NoisyBrain · 16/05/2026 21:05

Malta man's outfit doesn't match the the song style. That's my totally scientific take 😁

it doesn't does it? He looks like he's looking for the other Village people .

Fruitsherbert · 16/05/2026 21:07

Dd thinks he's 'chopped'. This is not a compliment.

Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 21:07

Shortpoet · 16/05/2026 21:06

Malta looks like INXS Michael Hutchence

Wash your mouth out. None of the sex appeal or charisma of Mr Hutchence.

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 21:07

Does he look a bit like Zorro?

JoshLymanSwagger · 16/05/2026 21:07

Bella
Are you really a Fella
Dressed in Yella
Bending spoons like Uri Geller...

😁

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 21:07

HeathenPlayingHouse · 16/05/2026 21:06

Orlando Bloom as a cowboy (apparently) rather than a pirate.

Bit of a snoozefest.

Cowboys of the Caribbean

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 21:07

Do we really need warnings for every single song?

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