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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:37

He was obviously saying very different things to Bec. Arsehole

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:37

Bec is a wretched soul

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 14/05/2026 20:37

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 20:35

Panty hose? Does he know that's tights and not knickers?

That's exactly what I thought. He tries to show how British he is. And is too thick to know what he's saying.

littlefireseverywhere · 14/05/2026 20:37

Mel is very classy, such a shame. I do think Bec needs professional help, Gia seems to
be getting off more easily.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:38

Ill throw my knickers at you, Danny. Wrapped round an anvil.

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:38

she behaved like a lunatic throughout the show. Does she think lunacy gets you the happy ever after?

FuzzyPuffling · 14/05/2026 20:38

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:35

See, now I feel sorry for Bec again!
This is like that time I watched a documentary about the migrating caribou, and I was crying because the wolves were eating them. Then they showed the wolves starving and having to eat their cubs, and I was howling, wishing they had a caribou!!

I can't watch wildlife programmes because things are always getting eaten.

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:38

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:37

He was obviously saying very different things to Bec. Arsehole

Clearly fed her a load of shit off camera.

She did think at one point he wasn’t into her, but he’s told her what I think she wanted to hear

RodJaneandBungle · 14/05/2026 20:38

Oh oh oh no

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:39

Here we go

aabbccddeeff · 14/05/2026 20:39

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:38

Clearly fed her a load of shit off camera.

She did think at one point he wasn’t into her, but he’s told her what I think she wanted to hear

Yes he definitely did

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:39

Gia is twitching again

RodJaneandBungle · 14/05/2026 20:39

Gia still loving it

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:39

I still believe Danny wouldn’t go for Gia

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:40

For a minute there I thought they had the footage of what Danny said!!

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:40

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:39

Gia is twitching again

Her twitching has gone in overdrive

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aabbccddeeff · 14/05/2026 20:40

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:39

I still believe Danny wouldn’t go for Gia

He’s sleep with her and then ghost for sure

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/05/2026 20:40

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:36

Bec saw what shw wanted to see
she was deluded

💯 I hope this opens her eyes in future relationships, she’s no awareness past her own feelings.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:40

Im imagining Steph has gone off him anyway, watching that

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:41

But he never said he loved her!

FuzzyPuffling · 14/05/2026 20:41

Oh, my cat's back. How's yours, Platypus?

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:41

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:40

For a minute there I thought they had the footage of what Danny said!!

So did I. Maybe it will be shown at the reunion or at the After Party

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RodJaneandBungle · 14/05/2026 20:41

Was that it????

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:41

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:40

For a minute there I thought they had the footage of what Danny said!!

I think they went out with no cameras when it supposedly happened - if they had the footage I think it would have been shown by now. We’d have certainly seen it on SM!

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:41

aabbccddeeff · 14/05/2026 20:40

He’s sleep with her and then ghost for sure

He tells women what they want to hear

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