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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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landlordhell · 14/05/2026 20:26

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:25

Are you done? You need to lean in, babe. Ride or die

😂

LeaveThem · 14/05/2026 20:26

I feel like I am watching a Victorian freak show. And am contributing to the horror by viewing.

MNBV221 · 14/05/2026 20:26

FuzzyPuffling · 14/05/2026 20:20

Who on earth can they find to replace Mel?

I'll do it!

It needs a complete overhaul imo. ONE relationship out of the lot of them? The formula isnt working. I have more success in introducing friends that have paired up together.

Qualified ixperts? Um.......

And the hours that must have gone into selecting the "matches" - for them to end up loathing each other? So much wasted time.

Choux · 14/05/2026 20:26

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:24

You can't give up. Men died in the trenches for us to watch this so you must soldier on until the bitter end.

John Louie Baird has been turning in his grave every Monday to Thursday night for the last three months.

Empress13 · 14/05/2026 20:26

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:23

Either you're ahead or im behind!

Nope on real time lol

CaptBirdsEar · 14/05/2026 20:27

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:24

You can't give up. Men died in the trenches for us to watch this so you must soldier on until the bitter end.

🤣🤣🤣

LeaveThem · 14/05/2026 20:27

It’s actually all quite cruel and tragic.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:27

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:26

i’ve seen Rachel and BB out together on Instagram 😱

Would not have seen that coming! Odd partnership!

RodJaneandBungle · 14/05/2026 20:27

This is really quite dull ..

Empress13 · 14/05/2026 20:28

Be interesting to see who the experts are on USA

Empress13 · 14/05/2026 20:28

Here we go get the 🍿 !!

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:28

I foresee unseen bits coming!

LeaveThem · 14/05/2026 20:29

Danny is a dick.

FergoMcFergFace · 14/05/2026 20:29

I'll be really pissed off if the don't have Alissa and David on.

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 20:29

This is going to hurt...how many times will she say "I love him!"

Choux · 14/05/2026 20:29

Who would Danny have seen in Melbourne before this show?

pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:29

Is the unseen footage Danny telling Bec he
loved her?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:30

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:28

I foresee unseen bits coming!

As long as they're not Danny's "bits" His Danaconda and massive English bollocks..

LeaveThem · 14/05/2026 20:30

I really hate Luke’s shirt.

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:30

Oh they are going to humiliate Bec now

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pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:30

His face and body language after their first shag

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:30

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:30

As long as they're not Danny's "bits" His Danaconda and massive English bollocks..

🤮 I hope not! 😂

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:31

But will they have his back and will she be his ride and die?

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pouletvous · 14/05/2026 20:31

Oh they have footage of the Danny/Gia convo

MargoLivebetter · 14/05/2026 20:31

I can’t bear this. Bec needs help. She is not well. This does feel like watching the freaks in Bedlam.

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