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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 14/05/2026 20:14

I've got a blanket over me.

Columbidae · 14/05/2026 20:15

Gia is much better at defending herself on the fly. She'll say she's disgusted and embarrassed by her behaviour.

I think Bec will apologise a lot but get in a flap. I've said it before, but if she just said she was lashing out because she was unhappy and jealous, she would have at least some sympathy. She's still awful of course.

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:15

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:14

I’ve just popped mine on too. It went a bit chilly!

My dd put ours on today for a couple of hours - ridiculous for May!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/05/2026 20:15

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 14/05/2026 20:09

Bec looks mortified. Gia looks pleased with herself.

How many times has she looked mortified and done it again.. she’s faking her mortification. She seems to forget she’s on camera.

FuzzyPuffling · 14/05/2026 20:16

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 14/05/2026 20:14

I've got a blanket over me.

Me too. I did have both cats but they have left.

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:16

An apology without any change is a waste of time and not an apology

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TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 14/05/2026 20:16

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/05/2026 20:15

How many times has she looked mortified and done it again.. she’s faking her mortification. She seems to forget she’s on camera.

True

Empress13 · 14/05/2026 20:16

I’m flabbergasted Gia was at the Playboy Mansion Randy Heff must have set the bar very low. Her poor kid having a trollop foul mouthed mother

LeaveThem · 14/05/2026 20:16

Alyssa is milking this.

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 20:17

I'm going to start knitting a vest for David...

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:17

FuzzyPuffling · 14/05/2026 20:16

Me too. I did have both cats but they have left.

Oh no! My cat hasn't shown up on the couch tonight either! Probably afraid his behaviour will be outed..

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:17

Empress13 · 14/05/2026 20:16

I’m flabbergasted Gia was at the Playboy Mansion Randy Heff must have set the bar very low. Her poor kid having a trollop foul mouthed mother

She was probably the toilet cleaner. She didn't specify.

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FuzzyPuffling · 14/05/2026 20:17

Gia blaming Bec.

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:18

Rach is right there

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TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 14/05/2026 20:18

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 20:17

I'm going to start knitting a vest for David...

He's better topless so don't bother.

My phone autocorrected topless to toeless.

MNBV221 · 14/05/2026 20:18

Alyssa saying something is painful to listen to??

Oh the irony

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 20:18

Oh here goes alissa properly milking it...pulling ALL the udders...

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/05/2026 20:18

Empress13 · 14/05/2026 20:16

I’m flabbergasted Gia was at the Playboy Mansion Randy Heff must have set the bar very low. Her poor kid having a trollop foul mouthed mother

I’m not, she looks like his type.
I do feel for her daughter.

1984Winston · 14/05/2026 20:18

Ive fetched wine, my cats have disappeared. I havent posted much but you guys are always the highlight of MAFS for me so thank you!

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:18

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:18

Rach is right there

Didn’t Rachel laugh along at one point?

Columbidae · 14/05/2026 20:18

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:17

Oh no! My cat hasn't shown up on the couch tonight either! Probably afraid his behaviour will be outed..

Hell turn up to make his opinion known at some point. When it's getting good.

MargoLivebetter · 14/05/2026 20:19

How does Gia get left of the hook so much each time.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 20:19

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 20:17

I'm going to start knitting a vest for David...

But..hes got a vest! I prefer him without it

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 20:19

Christ Alissa, milk it some more why don’t you

dillite · 14/05/2026 20:19

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 20:18

Didn’t Rachel laugh along at one point?

That was the other one

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