So much to say! Aidan. Ugh.
I warmed to Robin but that’s rapidly become tepid. I don’t like how she went marching to Mica to tell her of “the kiss” but got all offended when Vecna rightly pointed out that she had engineered it. She had.
Mica is beautiful and frankly too good for this shower of poorly curated male children.
Yasmin - the sort of woman who sees herself as a cheeky little pocket rocket, turning on the fake tears whilst all the time trying it on with your bloke just for shits and giggles.
Ellie looks like a Biscoff. For the love of god step away from the foundation and countour.
Jasmine - beautiful. Way too good for caravan.
Alfonso - as I keep calling Lorenzo - nothing going on behind the mad eyes. There’s a man who has never had to make an effort.
Samraj - yeah, we know you’re a model. We don’t know how that happened but we heard you the fifth time.
Lola and Roland Rat - they do actually seem quite smitten and I'm here for it.
Sam - far too nice and sane for this show.
Robin - louder than a Clanger trapped in a metal dustbin. I can’t even.
Angelista - is about to die of boredom. Send help.
Ope - should be called Nope.
This brings me to Cain and Abel. Cain is marginally better though apparently has more chemistry than Imperial College. He’s a play-yah!
Aidan. Oh Aidan! His face when Yasmin was snuggling up to Alfonso was hilarious. His answer to every statement is “So you still fancy me!” Even where the statement is “No I do not fancy you.”
This is going to be interesting!