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MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

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dillite · 07/05/2026 20:49

politics shitshow GIF

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dillite · 11/05/2026 20:33

StaySpicy · 11/05/2026 20:32

Another four-colour pen!

Wonder if any of them chose to write in green.

I was just thinking that the producers must have ordered them in bulk from Banner

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SabrinaThwaite · 11/05/2026 20:33

StaySpicy · 11/05/2026 20:32

Another four-colour pen!

Wonder if any of them chose to write in green.

Tate would have.

browneyes77 · 11/05/2026 20:33

Did Danny just say that Bec ‘estimates’ things rather than ‘escalates’ things? 😂

He must have Scott’s dictionary

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:34

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/05/2026 20:32

I misread that as you cracked one out on the ironing board!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

At this stage of the threads, why not crack one on the ironing board? We are all friends here.

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Morry15 · 11/05/2026 20:34

Ohhh..hes dumping her...

Pianoaholic · 11/05/2026 20:34

Must we be subjected to some of Bec's 'finer/(drunken) moments?

StaySpicy · 11/05/2026 20:35

Sponsored by Bic?!

I don't know if Danny's got the balls to cut Bec loose during final vows.

Empress13 · 11/05/2026 20:35

Still on Rachel and Stevo what a sham I won’t go into detail ! “More of that later”kissing her with his mouth closed like she’s a wet fish 🤣🤣

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/05/2026 20:35

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:32

I dont think Danny loves her

Not don’t think, he does not love her. He’s

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/05/2026 20:35

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:34

At this stage of the threads, why not crack one on the ironing board? We are all friends here.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:36

I think Danny still does finger spaces between his words when writing

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:36

If Danny decides to say yes to Bec, I am submitting myself to the convent to live out the rest of my days in solitude.

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pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:36

Why does he have to sit down “as a man” and decide?

Pianoaholic · 11/05/2026 20:37

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:36

I think Danny still does finger spaces between his words when writing

And probably mouths the words as he writes!

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:37

Because that’s what men did in the trenches - duh! 😂

SabrinaThwaite · 11/05/2026 20:37

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:36

I think Danny still does finger spaces between his words when writing

Also can’t read for too long because his lips get tired.

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:37

I wonder if Danny’s “like a man” phrase will feature in the vows?

Empress13 · 11/05/2026 20:37

Bec and Danny’s final vows have been alL over social media ggrrr

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:37

Pianoaholic · 11/05/2026 20:37

And probably mouths the words as he writes!

Totally 😂

Morry15 · 11/05/2026 20:37

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:36

If Danny decides to say yes to Bec, I am submitting myself to the convent to live out the rest of my days in solitude.

Ill see you there. Hes mad if he does. They'll be 100 missed calls a day from Bec when hes gone to work or out with his mates

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/05/2026 20:37

Run a mile, Danny. You will never know any peace if you stay!

MargoLivebetter · 11/05/2026 20:38

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:36

I think Danny still does finger spaces between his words when writing

I was thinking that too! It looked like he was trying to do joined up writing and had to concentrate really hard 😂

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:38

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:37

Because that’s what men did in the trenches - duh! 😂

Brilliant

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IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:38

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:37

I wonder if Danny’s “like a man” phrase will feature in the vows?

That and ‘as a gentleman’

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:39

He is a gentleman who fought hard

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