MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

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I still don't know how she gets screech and vocal fry in there at the same time...

Great job David. 🍾👏

HOLY FOUR BOOBS

We’re on Stevo and Rachel

For someone with a larger bust, Rachel doesn't like to wear a bra much. And I say that as someone with a similar shape and bust.

Get skipping!

Still on Rach snd Stevo here

Yes

Ill say it....i like Rachel's frock.

I had to go for a wee. DH offered to buy me some bulky pee pants so that I don’t miss anything in future. He’s been paying far too much attention to the ads.

Did these two ever have full blown sex?

Well, I think Rachel looks lovely.

Apparently once

Think you're ahead rather than us behind!
On Rachel and Stevo

i am watching on E4 on the tv so over an hour to go.

No spoilers to be posted here if other skip ahead!

She’s bringing up fingergate in her vows!

Can’t have been all that good then.

DH was not happy at the "itchy fanny" ad coming up in the middle of his motorbike video. He says there is no mystery any more 🤣

I got so bored that I started to watch Benedict Cumberbatch have an argument with a cyclist in London

Boooo ring

I love BC 😍

Why is she hugging him? What if he tells her to jog on.

How can there be another hour left?!

Im waiting for one of thise glass baubles to smack Stevo on the head

There's still the dry fanny ads that he has to discover