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MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

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dillite · 07/05/2026 20:49

politics shitshow GIF

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MargoLivebetter · 11/05/2026 20:03

Excellent, go David!!!! About time.

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:03

Yes! Ha ha she didn’t get to say a word 🤣

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:03

Not wasted Alissa. Perhaps you can learn from your experience. Babe

RobynRB · 11/05/2026 20:03

Just proves how much she loves the sound of her own dreadful voice

Morry15 · 11/05/2026 20:03

Who is she speaking to??!!!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/05/2026 20:03

Well done David! Why is she bothering to speak?!

browneyes77 · 11/05/2026 20:03

As if she’s still standing there reading her daft shit out 😂😂😂

No, he doesn’t want to listen to your vows. He’s spent 3 months listening to your whiny fucking voice.

Columbidae · 11/05/2026 20:03

That was so fucking epic.

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:03

those trousers though

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:03

Mememememememeeeeeeeeeeee

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MyGhastIsFlabbered · 11/05/2026 20:03

Good on you David. But why don’t his trousers fit at all?

H202too · 11/05/2026 20:03

RobynRB · 11/05/2026 20:03

Just proves how much she loves the sound of her own dreadful voice

The vocal fry is annoying.

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 20:03

Nooo - she’s not actually saying her vows

MargoLivebetter · 11/05/2026 20:04

Seriously, is she reading to herself?!

FergoMcFergFace · 11/05/2026 20:04

MIC DROP 🎤

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:04

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:03

those trousers though

Yeah, they are very tragic. Should be burnt instantly.

OP posts:
MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 11/05/2026 20:04

Why is she reading her vows

Weirdo

Hogwartsian · 11/05/2026 20:04

I'm so proud of David!!

dotdotdotdash · 11/05/2026 20:04

That suit is terrible… She’s still going on 😆

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/05/2026 20:04

Morry15 · 11/05/2026 20:03

Who is she speaking to??!!!

The air

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 20:04

Her vows are shite anyway

david is very articulate

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 11/05/2026 20:04

dillite · 11/05/2026 20:04

Yeah, they are very tragic. Should be burnt instantly.

Or ripped from his body

Moonandstarsandsun · 11/05/2026 20:04

She really wants that 5 mins of fame doesn’t she, carry on talking

StaySpicy · 11/05/2026 20:04

Yesssss, David!!!!

Moonandstarsandsun · 11/05/2026 20:04

No one is listening babe

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