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MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

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dillite · 07/05/2026 20:49

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Empress13 · 11/05/2026 19:52

Stevo just breathed a sigh of relief that she gawnnnn

MargoLivebetter · 11/05/2026 19:52

She is so smug!!!!

pouletvous · 11/05/2026 19:52

Ball aint in her court

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/05/2026 19:52

Cannot handle the lack of socks. I just imagine stinky, sweaty feet

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 11/05/2026 19:52

browneyes77 · 11/05/2026 19:51

I think Steve will stay at final vows, and then run away once they get into the real world.

I agree

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 11/05/2026 19:52

Empress13 · 11/05/2026 19:52

Stevo just breathed a sigh of relief that she gawnnnn

🤣🤣🤣

Pianoaholic · 11/05/2026 19:52

Morry15 · 11/05/2026 19:51

Shes so up herself

She reminds me of Margot Robbie.
They're trying to make as much drama as in Wuthering Heights!

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 19:52

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 11/05/2026 19:51

Oooh

I have a feeling Alissa is going to get slam dunked here…. I hope so anyway!

Oh me too!

Don’t like Alissa’s dress. Doesn’t fit well and she has an amazing figure

MargoLivebetter · 11/05/2026 19:53

TinselAngel · 11/05/2026 19:51

I think it’s stables bizarrely

Do you think it’s Chris’s “farm”?

browneyes77 · 11/05/2026 19:53

Morry15 · 11/05/2026 19:51

Shes so up herself

Right?!

”Oh he’s a yes man”

Erm whenever he challenged you, you threw a massive strop and didn’t like being challenged love! Lobbed your toxic wedding ring at him last time!

Urgh, she takes ZERO accountability.

At this point I dislike her more than Gia.
And that’s saying something

FergoMcFergFace · 11/05/2026 19:53

Alissa is enjoying this a bit too much. Come on, David!

Moonandstarsandsun · 11/05/2026 19:54

SabrinaThwaite · 11/05/2026 19:41

At least you don’t call him Boo.

I call the cat Boo and she answers to that (when it suits her). Also answers to Chicken and Fucksake.

Hahaha love sound of her

HangryBrickShark · 11/05/2026 19:54

Why doesn't wardrobe buy longer trousers for David? He looks like a clown in those. Nothing worse than seeing a hottie in trousers that are too short 🤮

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/05/2026 19:55

What have I missed?

Empress13 · 11/05/2026 19:55

MargoLivebetter · 11/05/2026 19:53

Do you think it’s Chris’s “farm”?

Yeh with ice queen Gia waiting !

RobynRB · 11/05/2026 19:55

Oh I'm going to be breaking his heart....

Fuck off Alyssa. You've had your 15 minutes of fame.

browneyes77 · 11/05/2026 19:56

C’mon David!

Give us a mic drop moment and shut that nasty wench up!! 😂

TinselAngel · 11/05/2026 19:56

I do think it’s taking the mixed race couples in adverts thing to the extreme, when even your own period is mixed race.

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 11/05/2026 19:56

God I hope David tells Alissa to fuck off. She never gave him a chance to say anything.

Columbidae · 11/05/2026 19:56

I expect Alissa to put on a very dramatic performance. I am desperately hoping David goes second, says no, and undercuts all her dramatics.

IAmKerplunk · 11/05/2026 19:56

I think the fact they are showing Alissa saying all this means David will get to go first 🤞🏼

FergoMcFergFace · 11/05/2026 19:56

HangryBrickShark · 11/05/2026 19:54

Why doesn't wardrobe buy longer trousers for David? He looks like a clown in those. Nothing worse than seeing a hottie in trousers that are too short 🤮

You could see the pockets through them as well. Bit cheat looking. I want him well-dressed when he turns her down.

TinselAngel · 11/05/2026 19:56

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/05/2026 19:55

What have I missed?

Alissa thinks David will say yes and she will break his heart. We hope he says no first.

dotdotdotdash · 11/05/2026 19:56

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 11/05/2026 19:55

What have I missed?

we’re hoping David will give Alyssa a piece of his mind (then maybe take his top off)

RobynRB · 11/05/2026 19:57

I have a horrible feeling David is going to say exactly what she hopes he's going to say.

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