MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

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I fell asleep in front of the TV before it started so missed it all! 😭 catching up tonight.

I can’t wait for the series to be over so I can Google all the spoilers and updates. For now I am still the queen of delayed gratification and taking it at tv pace only.

In my head Pop Will Eat Itself sung this thread title 😁

@SinisterBumFacedCat I saw Pop Will Eat Itself at Brixton Academy! Agree that this thread title could be theirs.😂

I've just checked the TV guide for next week and we have:

Monday: Final vows (just one episode for all four couples - not mad about that because they're usually such drawn out affairs)

Tuesday: Reunion dinner party

Wednesday: Final sofa session with the ixperts part one.

Thursday: Final sofa session part two

Friday: After the Dinner Party finale

Bloody hell they are really milking it 😂

Alissa is unbearable. Her, Gia, Juliette, Brooke and Bec. What a collection of women. All dreadful in their own unique ways.

The more I think about it, the more Bec's twist of the knife with Gia amuses me. Bec is utterly bonkers & 100% her own worst enemy, but actually Gia was vile towards her and repeatedly sought to humiliate her and make her the show's outcast. So, in a weird and deeply dysfunctional way, Bec played a blinding last shot. In a mad situation, where no normal rules seem to apply, I don't begrudge her that.

And without her, Scott wouldn't have had his mike drop moment (or chair drop moment, rather).

I'd rather have two ixpert episodes than final vow episodes.

Good, I think sometimes they really rush the final sofa episode, I would love to hear from all of the couples, even those who went out early deserve 5 minutes for a “what happened next”. Whereas final vows usually get stretched out over 2 days, with lots of flashbacks and enigmatic slow mo walking up a hill in an impractical dress shots.

Gia being more like Ja'mie every day!

And Alissa is taking FULL advantage of David for his moment of passion taking his ring off as she too wants a get out clause that leaves her looking good. See also Danny doing the same to Bec.

I only watched ATDP and not the Gia special afterwards. I hope Gia is telling the truth and getting therapy is all I can say.

Tea on Scott in case not here. His American ex wife got a 5 year restraining order out against him. So maybe no smoke without fire?

I don’t blame Bec for doing what she did. Gia was a bitch to her.

It’s basically ATDP with a few extras. I watched about 10 mins of it this morning.

Agreed Mel was a star of that show. Very genuine.

Was good that Stella didn’t wade in with opinions.

Just catching up on last nights episode of after the dinner party, had Stella had a boob job since the show finished? She looks a lot bustier up top!

And here, trailing along behind, comes Gia’s poor little daughter with no place to hide.

Pregnancy perhaps?

He was married before?

Gor blimey love a duck apparently allegedly Scott was still married to his American wife when he went on the show and failed to disclose it. Maybe she contacted Gia which is why Gia flipped at the end?

Scott and Temu Tate both were married to an American. Interesting. Was that part of the criteria to appear on the show this year?

Bah! I missed the last 25 pages of your gloriousness, as bloody MN broke on me. "404 bad message "

I've sneaked in in incognito mode.

Apparently MAFSUSA starts on Monday 18th May Mon-Fri and is 14 episodes so on for just over 2 weeks.

Disclaimer: read this on SM so no idea if accurate or not

Not too long then. I’ll give it a go. Who are the ixperts? Anyone know?