MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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Continue!

Sometimes my next door neighbour has a tv playing for hours. In the bedroom next to my bedroom. One day I will burn his house down.

I’m here for it though 😂😂

He’s great at DEflecting though

Tbf (and I can’t believe I am going to say this) Chris came across better than I thought he would

OMG Mark Darcy is looking hot again. I feel weird fancying a gay bloke so much!

Yes, but his bar was 6 foot deep

Colin is gorgeous! 😍

He is looking quite fetching in the black and blue

If you need an alibi let us know

We have classic fm on for 30mins, I’m usually asleep before the 30mins are up

That is very true

Yes
But
Aside from him being gay there’s no coming back from him getting out the book of shame 🙈

I agree, I thought he was pretty fair. I said yesterday that I thought Sam had been unreasonable in dragging out the argument and I think he's still being petty. There really wasn't much more Chris could do after sincerely apologising and admitting his faults.

And to be clear, Chris is an absolute dickish arsehole, but Sam isn't without fault.

So many gay men are really attractive! Good looking, stylish and emotionally aware.

Shame Chris isn’t one of them

@MrJollyLivesNextDoor what book? What are you talking about? Book? I don’t remember any tedious book of really dull questions about a dead relationship. Nooooooo, no such thing happened. I think Mr Darcy is turning straight and moving to the UK and suddenly keen on Home Counties menopausal women too 😂

Ah, I love Jaime!

My dream would be a detached house.

😂

🤣

I had forgotten half of these people!

I do follow Jaime on TikTok.

Elliot is funny too on Instagram

Gia called Dom??

I'm angry on Jamie's behalf again. Damn squishy faced Lauren and pathetic Clint.

What did I just watch about all men agreeing they feel emasculated moving into the woman's house? Did Filip really say the woman feels more secure if she moves into the man's house? That's just the way it is? I wouldn't marry any of them after this.

Chris comes across as immature. He is like a stroppy child.

Feel sorry for Scott for getting a panic attack when trying to speak up. Obviously he's in an abusive relationship. I will be curious to see how Gia will twist it to make herself look the victim. I really despise her. Somehow I don't despise Bec.