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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

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browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:27

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:26

Yep same. Is it a virgo thing? 😂

Must be. Because our minds are like a computer with 250 tabs open all at once 😂😂

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:27

I like this game 😂

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:27

Danny has the maturity of a 12 year old

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 30/04/2026 21:28

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 30/04/2026 21:23

I’ve fallen asleep and woken up
to the horror that was the new fireman Sam.

New Fireman Sam? Oh no

Another thing I woke up to early doors was a program with Brian Sewell on some sort of art tour across Italy - strangely mesmerising

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:28

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:27

Must be. Because our minds are like a computer with 250 tabs open all at once 😂😂

Yes. Definitely!

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:28

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:27

Must be. Because our minds are like a computer with 250 tabs open all at once 😂😂

My computer actually does have 250 tabs open. If it's not there for me to see to remember to check on, it doesn't exist.

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:29

I can’t believe that Danny just bragged about his English testicles 🤮 (on ADP).

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:29

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:28

My computer actually does have 250 tabs open. If it's not there for me to see to remember to check on, it doesn't exist.

My iPhone has the same 😂😂

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:29

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:28

My computer actually does have 250 tabs open. If it's not there for me to see to remember to check on, it doesn't exist.

Just checked my phone - 209 tabs open 🙈

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:29

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:24

Danny has so fucked her over with his gas lighting just to stay on the show

Yes. You can tell he doesn’t want to be there but wants the airtime.

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 21:29

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:29

I can’t believe that Danny just bragged about his English testicles 🤮 (on ADP).

That was gross!😂

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:30

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:29

Just checked my phone - 209 tabs open 🙈

499! Beat you. 🤣

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:30

Another person who can’t sleep with silence. I play brown noise on my phone all night! I’m not a Virgo though.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:30

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 21:29

That was gross!😂

He is gross

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:30

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:29

Just checked my phone - 209 tabs open 🙈

Impressive!!! I only have 26.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:31

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:30

Another person who can’t sleep with silence. I play brown noise on my phone all night! I’m not a Virgo though.

My Sagittarius ex was like that. Freak

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:31

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:30

499! Beat you. 🤣

🤣🤣

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:31

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:29

Yes. You can tell he doesn’t want to be there but wants the airtime.

Totally!

It’s looking increasingly likely that he’ll drag it out until final vows and then leave her.

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:31

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:30

Another person who can’t sleep with silence. I play brown noise on my phone all night! I’m not a Virgo though.

Is brown noise like fart noise or something like that?

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:32

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:30

Impressive!!! I only have 26.

I did have over 100, but managed to close a few the other day and now I’m down to 67 😂

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:32

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:30

Another person who can’t sleep with silence. I play brown noise on my phone all night! I’m not a Virgo though.

What’s brown noise?

I go to sleep watching Brooklyn 99 🙈

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:32

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:32

I did have over 100, but managed to close a few the other day and now I’m down to 67 😂

I do that sometimes. Not often.

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 21:32

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:31

Is brown noise like fart noise or something like that?

Yup, just diarrhoea sounds on repeat! 😂

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:32

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:31

Totally!

It’s looking increasingly likely that he’ll drag it out until final vows and then leave her.

Definitely. No happy ending there.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 21:33

Or should I say in Bec’s case no big fat Greek wedding.

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