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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

Continue!

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FergoMcFergFace · 30/04/2026 20:58

Scott is terrified of Gia and it's awful to watch.

RodJaneandBungle · 30/04/2026 20:59

Oooh ADP gossip!

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:59

FergoMcFergFace · 30/04/2026 20:58

Scott is terrified of Gia and it's awful to watch.

Yup. I hope he admits to feeling bullied.

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dillite · 30/04/2026 20:59

Are we watching the after show here or is there a separate thread?

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:59

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:59

Are we watching the after show here or is there a separate thread?

I am watching!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:59

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 20:55

My DP does carp fishing.

I’ve been forced to ‘lean into fishing’ for 12 years.

And if that weren’t enough, my younger brother does coarse fishing. Has done since he was about 10.

So I’ve been dragged to fishing lakes and surrounded by fishing flies and boilies for years.

Oh no! My dad tried to take me fly fishing when I was younger. I caught a fish but it got stuck on the hook and died before he could throw it back. I cried for hours! I kept thinking about his little fishy family..
Weird, because I eat fish happily. And meat. I've even been in slaughterhouses as part of my training!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 21:00

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:59

Are we watching the after show here or is there a separate thread?

Im not allowed. DH has done a David and reached his limit

Ophir · 30/04/2026 21:00

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 20:56

Demasculated isn't a word! Is it...?

No!

And I’m sure Scott said he wanted to be more masculated 😂

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:00

Right now I’m not sure any of these couples will last past this experiment.

Maybe Filip & Stella

Can’t see Rachel & Stevo working either. I think Stevo feels more confident in the experiment bubble, but once he gets back out into the real world, he’ll probably shit his pants and won’t know what to do again.

Ophir · 30/04/2026 21:01

Rachel reminds me of a maiden aunt that kisses you against your will as you remain frozen

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 21:02

I missed the first 30 mins as I went to see the Michael Jackson film, I guess I didn't miss much! ( enjoyed the film, it's just about his early life and him getting out of his abusive, controlling dad's tight grip )

FergoMcFergFace · 30/04/2026 21:02

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:59

Yup. I hope he admits to feeling bullied.

I don't think he can even recognise it as that, but the experts should. She's worn him down and it's abuse.

Columbidae · 30/04/2026 21:02

JAMIE!!!!!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 21:03

Nearly got to watch ADP, as Platycat had cunningly lay on the remote so DH couldn't find it tio change the channel! That cat loves a bit of MAFS..

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:04

No Bec crying on the sofa tonight. Makes a change.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 21:04

FergoMcFergFace · 30/04/2026 20:58

Scott is terrified of Gia and it's awful to watch.

He looks a broken man 😄

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:04

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 21:03

Nearly got to watch ADP, as Platycat had cunningly lay on the remote so DH couldn't find it tio change the channel! That cat loves a bit of MAFS..

The cat has a good taste, you better listen to him.

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 21:05

Appalonia · 30/04/2026 20:56

Demasculated isn't a word! Is it...?

No.

Danny going for bigly words.

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 21:06

I love the unseen bits

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:06

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:59

Oh no! My dad tried to take me fly fishing when I was younger. I caught a fish but it got stuck on the hook and died before he could throw it back. I cried for hours! I kept thinking about his little fishy family..
Weird, because I eat fish happily. And meat. I've even been in slaughterhouses as part of my training!

To be fair I did go to France with DP to a beautiful lake and gîte in the Dordogne.

It was 36 degrees, I walked round the lake with my camera each day while he fished. Then spent my afternoons in the outside pool with a glass of wine.

And I had the bed to myself as DP was in his bivvy on the bank every night.

The downside, was being called by DP at 3am and having to get out of my bed and walk in the dark down to the lake, to take pictures of him holding a fucking fish.

RodJaneandBungle · 30/04/2026 21:06

Oh 🤮 she’s so patronising

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:07

Sounds like Alissa earns a lot more than David who seems to be lacking in the financial department to be the provider.

pouletvous · 30/04/2026 21:07

Alissa thinks David is too poor for her

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 21:08

Scott is a broken man it’s quite sad to see . That bloody ear of Gia’s should be on the Sporner Chanel it’s looks like green gunk plopped on her ear 🤢

dillite · 30/04/2026 21:08

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 21:06

To be fair I did go to France with DP to a beautiful lake and gîte in the Dordogne.

It was 36 degrees, I walked round the lake with my camera each day while he fished. Then spent my afternoons in the outside pool with a glass of wine.

And I had the bed to myself as DP was in his bivvy on the bank every night.

The downside, was being called by DP at 3am and having to get out of my bed and walk in the dark down to the lake, to take pictures of him holding a fucking fish.

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Of that isn't true love, I don't know what is.

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