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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

Continue!

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DeadBug · 30/04/2026 19:40

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:37

I'm feeling inferior - I'm not a virgo, I don't take pics of birds and I've never eaten baked camembert ...

But you're our Ride or Die

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 19:40

I can’t for the life of me see where those 2 babies are going to fit in with life on the farm. How the hell is he going to do his farm work, city work and raise 2 babies not children babies single handedly ??? He really is a Class A knob

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:40

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:39

You need to try baked Camembert. With onion relish and toasted pita bread to dip into it

I like mine with chilli sauce and honey. With a nice baguette.

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:41

DeadBug · 30/04/2026 19:40

But you're our Ride or Die

Awww, shucks!

I got everyone's back.

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dillite · 30/04/2026 19:41

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 19:40

I can’t for the life of me see where those 2 babies are going to fit in with life on the farm. How the hell is he going to do his farm work, city work and raise 2 babies not children babies single handedly ??? He really is a Class A knob

The farm is nothing more than a wellness retreat. He has staff and just dresses up as a cowboy for the role play.

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:42

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 19:40

I can’t for the life of me see where those 2 babies are going to fit in with life on the farm. How the hell is he going to do his farm work, city work and raise 2 babies not children babies single handedly ??? He really is a Class A knob

He's only keeping one.

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Ophir · 30/04/2026 19:42

Colin dressed as Andy Pandy tonight

MAFSAUS #17.  NO SPOILERS!  Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.
dillite · 30/04/2026 19:42

Ophir · 30/04/2026 19:42

Colin dressed as Andy Pandy tonight

That needs a trigger alert

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:43

Dear Lord, that pic was scary!

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IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:43

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 19:40

I can’t for the life of me see where those 2 babies are going to fit in with life on the farm. How the hell is he going to do his farm work, city work and raise 2 babies not children babies single handedly ??? He really is a Class A knob

Only 1 baby will be living with him. The other baby lives with her mummies but he sees his her regularly but the rest of your post still stands!

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:44

Ophir · 30/04/2026 19:42

Colin dressed as Andy Pandy tonight

That should be hidden as sensitive content 🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:44

Funeral ad? What are they implying?

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dillite · 30/04/2026 19:45

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:44

Funeral ad? What are they implying?

That we are all going to die of boredom

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:46

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:45

That we are all going to die of boredom

Or baked camembert.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 19:46

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:36

Rachel is deluded thinking Stevo is into her

Very

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:47

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:46

Or baked camembert.

Or that. Yes. For sure.

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:47

Blimey, those clothes are ... straining.

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IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:47

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:47

Or that. Yes. For sure.

Worse ways to go

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:47

Omg, can we have something new now? We have seen all of this already for fucks sake.

MargoLivebetter · 30/04/2026 19:49

Where’s the dinner party?!

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:49

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:47

Blimey, those clothes are ... straining.

He’s got a good arse 😍

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 19:49

What a little manipulator COlin is made BB admit to all his faults (of which there are loads btw) knowing he was going to dump him anyway no matter what the answers. He’s very immature and insecure . There is no way he would have played second fiddle to those babies that’s for sure. For the sake of those poor babies I truly hope BB takes a good look at himself and isn’t on Grinder looking for another potential mug to babysit

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:49

Looking at Alissa's dress - I've never worn anything that required tit tape. Is it uncomfortable?!

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browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 19:49

Alissa, it’s ’at the end of my tether’

Not ‘at my tether’

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:49

Does he need space? Does she need space? Do they need space? I don't think they mentioned whether they need to have some space. We better give them some space.

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