Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Without a shed of evidence

[TellingBone]

The magic key will reveal all and all shall rejoice

@GrillaMillanobody understands the Todd and Jacob story. It's just a load of nonsense like most of Emmerdale these days

Well I can’t say I blame him because when have we ever seen her doing any actual work?

OF COURSE Dawn does lots of very important work!! She opens and closes her laptop in every other episode! Poor thing must be exhausted 😱🙄🙄🙄🙄

How long until Bear is strangling Jai?

Oh great. Vanessa is on the large wines. This should be fun

Cain looks broken. Poor Cain

Poor Bear looks like he’s ready to blow a fuse

Joe Wicks ad - another lockdown looming?? 🐀

Oh please! I can't bear that guy. 😡
He was making out during lockdown that his naff exercises were purely altruistic and then turned out he made £10 million from them.
So false. 🤮

Caleb regrets going to the pity party

I'm a bit fed up with Cain feeling sorry for himself.

Todd didn’t spend all her money on expensive jewellery that’s for sure

Bear has PTSD doesn’t he?

What’s with all this pampering and massage nonsense at the factory? It’s utterly stupid

We don’t really need to see the catheter

Phew. I thought Cain was going to walk away and forget his bag was still attached to the bed

How many breaks do they get in the factory

I hope the old house falls down on top of her

Why has Todd got no money ?

This surely isn’t an NHS hospital. He’d be fecked out that door, pain or no pain.

Same here with the HSE

Doctor Todd is going to bribe Charity for money by looks of it! She’s nasty moo 🐮

Long shot I know - as though nothing is beyond the realms of possibility in Emmerdale - but wouldn't it be great if Todd tells Jacob that the child isn't his, Jacob and Sarah insist on a DNA test and it turns out Leyla is theirs after all and the previous DNA test was wrong.

Yes, bonkers theory I know. 🙄

Todd and Vanessa on a date is so fucking boring. Noone cares one jot about Vanessa's love life.

Vanessa is possibly the most boring character ever.
I had hoped she might jump ship to Corrie but sadly not.