Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

SAFSE
Shag at first sight Emmerdale

What’s that he gave her?

St Christopher

I'm not sure Cain can promise to be there for Charity. He's going to be raging when he finds out the baby is Ross and Charity's. As will be the whole village.

Thanks. She is going to need St. Jude

Exactly

I do like Charity and Cain together. They are both great actors.

Shame about the script

Is St Jude for protection? Cain said St Christopher was and to give it back to him when Charity needs him but I googled and St Christopher is patron saint of travellers

St. Jude is for hopeless cases and yes St. Christopher for travellers

God that was an awful episode.

After weeks of never ending police stuff with Bear and co, we've now got never ending Cain angst.

#leaveshadrachalone

What happened last night? I missed it

I was zoning out due to boredom.
Did Cain and Charity actually DTD?

No - that's about all I managed to see

There was only Charity and Cain in the episode. He tried it on with her but she turned him down. In her haste to leave she broke a vase belonging to Zak I think. Then they had a long, boring chat while Charity glued it back together. It covered topics such as Shadrach being a terrible child beater, Zak being a saint and Vanessa being amazing in bed so Cain needn’t worry about pleasing Moira because who needs cock anyway.

@JaneJeffer great summary.
Love the last line 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks @JaneJeffer ! Love it 🤣🤣…you should write the scripts 😊

Is it only me who thought that was a great episode last night? 🙈😆

I didn’t think it was too bad, mainly because it was Cain and Charity. If it was anyone else having a chat like that, I don’t think it would have worked as well

I liked it because I love Cain and Charity. I do think Cain having prostrate cancer is the right call as he is the epitome of manliness so the reality of prostrate cancer for Cain is massive. It must be interesting for Jeff to portray as he's spent so many years playing the emotionally stunted hard man.

The Shadrach stuff and mention of Vanessa I could do without though.

I also don't like the Zak the saint crap. He was a great character and Emmerdale legend BUT he was also responsible for almost killing Cain, he cheated on Lisa, he was lazy, he was violent, he was a thief and a drunk.

Sorry, can’t help it - it’s “ prostate ”

No worries, I knew I'd got it wrong as I typed it 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

There is an edit facility🙂

Would have enjoyed it more were it not for the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS symbolism of Charity putting back together the broken mug 🙄