Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Graham has gone to stake out the post box.

Why does Cain need a farm? He needs to cop onto himself.

Aaron needs to become head of the family

Well exactly. He's got the garage and Moira can get a job humping crates at Caleb's

Grahams jolly impressive isn’t he? Completely implausible but jolly impressive.

More lies.

Will there ever be a day when we have less of April? Or will she have more lines to learn, instead of "you don't understand", "it's all my fault" (most of it is).
Joe still going on about his birthright, "the only place I've felt at home". Mate you were at boarding school from about 5years then lived in Oz with Auntie Zoe. It's more Jean's than yours.
Probably why he wanted Emmerdale Farm, his mum did have a fling with Robert's dad so he must have some sort of claim in his head.

Rachel and Jack? I don’t remember that

In between Chris and Graham. It made me feel a bit queasy lol.
She had a thing for married men.

That was gross. Jack was essentially her uncle and they had a huge age gap.

Just catching up. DS was in hospital again. But we're home now thank god.

i think the Monster Flakes is hilarious too. I thought they can't have brands on show so how come they had Quaker oats right next to the flakes last night and something else branded I can't recall?!

Oh love, I hope your boy is ok 💐

Thank you TheFormidableMrsC
That's very kind. He had a big seizure and has to have his meds increased. He's newly diagnosed with epilepsy, bless him.

Sorry to read about your son BooseysMom.

I hope the increased dose now will settle it all down for him.

Graham wearing the same outfit again

I wonder what he does all day when he’s dressed up. Apart from hunting down runaway teenagers .

Not Michael Finnegan?

I can’t stand the Kerry/Jai shenanigans

Caleb keep up . He’s been bringing her into the office and giving her what for for weeks

Cattle Joe not cows

Grow crops? It’s not an arable farm is it?

Emmerdale please get an agricultural advisor FFS

I said exactly the same to my son. Ridiculous.

Im surprised Joe hasn't decided to turn it into a wind farm!

I hope you’re able to get everything under control. Poor lad, must be so scary!