Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Dawn looks very pretty today

I bet he could outrun Joe though. He's ex SAS.

Lydia does my head in

He’s not wrong Dawn 😂

Couldn't agree more.

She has grated on me since day one. Can't bear the way she has tried to turn into another Lisa i.e. the matriarch. 🙄

HF rightfully belongs to Noah and I will never forget it

Joe barely lived at Home Farm with his parents. What absolute tosh.

Where is Noah?

I guess that’s a spy device

Aww Emmerdale Farm

I can't understand why a high powered businesswoman like Kim would be friends with a nitwit like Lydia

Aww Aaron 🥹

Yikes

So many bloody lies!

Is that Dylan out of Emmerdale then?

I thought he was going to fling himself off the bridge

So which farm will reign supreme? Emmerdale or Dingle?

So did I!

Well that was another completely underwhelming episode and we're no further on with all this nonsense.

I was waiting for somebody to shove Dylan off the bridge.

We could have a whole new spin off... Farm Wars!

Neither. Pure misery for all, us included.

Talk about "I'm Spartacus". 🙄. Soon everyone in the village will have admitted being involved in Ray's death.

Mega boring!

I might watch that lol, sounds a good spin off

Me too!

Joe and his birth right rubbish. Apart from being blown up by Zoe so not much of the original building, how many owners has it had since he lived there?
Loved the Dingle Farm sign!