Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Do it Paddy. Off to jail with you.

Where does Eric live now?

Wow Malt Shovel mention!

Could Jai and Kerry be any more obvious 😂

He’s still in his house next door to the Dingles as far as I know

Sam talks sense sometimes but another farm?

Here we go.

That's the barn conversion though isn't it. That he's renting out. And Kerry made reference last week to the barn conversion being empty for her and Jai's shenanigans.

The Death of Ray Walters sounds like a song by The Band

I missed that. Maybe they moved in next door to the shop?

Maybe Eric's going to hide out at the barn conversion

Isaac reminds me of young Andy Sugden

I'm not sure I can face any more DS Marsh police interviews.

Lovely Billy.

Will this story ever end?

Never.

Why didn't they say all this in the first bloody place.

Because everyone decided to listen to Dylan instead

They could have saved so much time if that pair of dopes had gone to the police and explained it was self defence weeks ago.

Why would Eric care what Kerry gets up to? It was never a proper marriage.

Maybe he thinks Kerry could do better than Jai

Jai is in good shape

Walsh has the most annoying voice

Bloody hell HMP Hotten will be full of half the village.

Surely that's Paddy's career down the drain? Although Vanessa and Rhona are hardly sneaky clean so it will probably just end up like the GP practice with illegalities and incompetence rife.