Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** When all you want is a PC Swirling in your life

[TellingBone]

Graham can't be expected to sort out this shitshow on his own. Now come on.

Butt out Lydia!

Big Ears Lydia is back to being Noddy

To be fair, Graham is at fault here not Lydia. I would want to know if I was off for a 'sandwich lunch' with Graham.

It’s all about the sandwiches today

Arthur is getting on my nerves.

We’ve moved on to cake now

Oh god don't tell alcoholic blabbermouth Vanessa! 😱

I’m already dreading the Marlon flapathon

Ooh Kim that frumpy little vet …Kim is jealous

🤣🤣🤣

Marlon doesn't rock an undertakers suit though, Rhona.

Vanessa will announce that secret in the Woolie once she’s downed a few glasses of wine.

Dylan has fairly settled in

arrest paddy

Fucking Walsh

Walsh does seem quite sympathetic to Bear tonight though. She could have been tough/arsey with him (like she usually is) but she showed a little kindness tonight I thought.

Yep she’s rent a gob!

She must have been ringing the unit every day. Meanwhile the real criminals will be going about their business.

It’s been a lot better this week because we haven’t been stuck watching the same few people.

Pre dead Graham is before my time, is he supposed to be weird or is he just a really wooden actor?

I think Graham is supposed to be some kind of brooding man of mystery.

Haven't seen him in anything else so can't comment on his acting.

He was different in Downton. I find him hilarious on Emmerdale especially when he’s being “seductive”.

I can't be doing with all this police bollocks.

Me neither. I’m not even listening to it.

Joe is a bit of a hypocrite for telling Graham off about mooning over a married woman. Dawn was a married woman when Joe mooned over her.