TENNIS: Strewth, it's time for the Australian Open!

[IceandIndigo]

New thread.

The swearing made me laugh

Feck off Djok!

I know- it was dire.
He just couldn't convet at all- and everytime a rally went on too long, the result was inevitable.

What time is the final our time?

Fuck it! I can't see Carlos beating him in Melbourne
Bloody hell Jannik, you had one job to do! 2/18 break points is an appalling statistic!!!

I don’t dislike him that much just love Sinner way more. Really gutted he lost.

I think it's at 8:30am

He should be banned from leaving

Dh came over to check I was ok

To be fair, I was a lot quieter/less sweary than he is when Man Utd score/ get beaten . But I was a bit sweary.

Might get worse on Sunday.

It really feels like this whole thing has been set up from the start.

Thanks Ice

Hello 👋 just found you all. What channel are you watching on?

TNT/Discovery Plus

It's on TNT, or Discovery plus, if you've got that.

Love Jamie “it was amazing like”

OK I’d better go and do something now - might do some housework to burn off the adrenaline (or maybe just watch Father Brown )

I’ve been watching tennis for almost 7 hours!

Tim has a nice tan

Putain! Merde! Connasse!

(Hope you are all noting how fluent my French has become 😅)

Very impressive magi

Bonnet de douche magi

Très bien! magi

Unbelievable! I went to bed after the first set thinking Jannik would romp it in. We are going to be made to put his statue up in Melbourne, aren't we?

I'm sorry Startup. And it will have to be a bigger and better statue than anyone else.

I'm thinking Nebuchadnezzar. Or the Colossus of Rhodes (now he's all Greek).

If you're lucky, they will just put his name on the back of one of the seats. Or name a koala after him somewhere.

I'm hoping he's done a deal with the devil, and if he gets the 25th slam, he will expire retire, immediately.

I havent been watching as not got the right channels on tv but we listened to the last set on the radio, and it was disappointing to say the least.

I wish I had thought to listen so that I wouldn’t have had to see Djok!

I'm thinking Nebuchadnezzar. Or the Colossus of Rhodes (now he's all Greek)
or maybe Christ the Redeemer size