Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

I so want Brodie, the ten stone cuddly lap dog on the news. My cats not so keen though. And I’ve just adopted a donkey called Felicity. Bonkers, I know just can’t cope with neglected animals.

How can Joe make that decision without Kim?

Poor Ice. Kim will be devastated ☹️

Oh no poor Ice! Lydia will feel even worse and Kim will be devastated.

Joe is such an arrogant shit. Phoning the hospital and just checking on Kim Tate’s leg injury. Now he thinks he can make the decision on Ice.

Is Paddy not wondering why Ray is there?

This is a totally natural conversation between Sarah and Belle

Ruby is back

Why does everyone think Ray has a right to be at the hospital? No one seems to bat an eyelid

I wonder what Ruby had delivered that made Caleb be rude

Mary's spider senses tingling there

Joe looks good in black

That’s a lot of wine

Glad Kim won’t be legless over Christmas, for us poor sods watching, think it’s obligatory.

Normal for Ruby

I do love Ruby.

I bet Dylan can't remember anything when he wakes up

He’ll pretend he doesn’t if he has any sense

So this donkey @Middlemarch123 do you get to see it?

Can't believe Joe made the decision without Kim.

Photos, a cuddly little toy in its image, and it sends me regular updates via email. Clever little thing, very pretty though. Nuts I know, but she’s so sweet x

Marlon seems to finally be growing a backbone.

Come on Dylan. Take the fuckers down!

April with her usual police speech

Oh and I can watch her on a live cam thingy. Perhaps she’ll be sat at her lap top thanking me for carrots and hay.