Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

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There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

The heavies?

Oh no it’s Saccharine Sarah

How did Sam and Lydia get involved in all this malarkey?
Marlon is getting more and more gormless. April annoys the hell out of me. She acts like the parent of Marlon and Rhona and they just stare at her meekly

I laughed at "The heavies" as well. Maybe he meant Celia and her big stick.

I'm so sick of Marlon's pathetic goldfish face staring into space.

Good girl April, at least you didn’t forget it’s Hospital Thursday

For a vet Rhona is rather stupid

I was wondering if Charity’s suddenly noticeable baby bump will be involved in hospital Thurs now she’s playing boisterous games

I'm very surprised we haven't seen Ray or Celia skulking around the hospital dressed in scrubs

Typical monologue of a teen drug dealer.

Bollocks it is

This games stuff is a load of shite

Quick April make that into a song and you’ll have the Christmas No. 1

Yep. Kerry is a pain in the arse

Oh ffs Marlon you can see Paddy blaming Dylan but you can't say a thing!

Oh the grim reaper has arrived! Don't let him in on his own!

Last Christmas I gave you some drugs
But the very next day you gave them away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give them to someone special

👏

😂

The village games is irritating the shit out of me. Why are Sarah and Jacob escorting them? Why are there only two contestants? What’s the point?

Charity is not like Kerry

This is such a mish mash of an episode - drug dealing, stupid games and Hooray Henrys - who thinks up this rubbish?

Aww bless Bob.

Manpreet is back

Especially for you Lydia

😂 what a surprise..not

Bobs face when Jason arrived