Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

Especially the viewers Lydia

It would mean so much Kim. Especially if you arrived arm in arm with Jason

Wussy Marlon strikes again

Marlon is such a drip ,

This episode isn’t keeping my attention. Marlon looks like he’s going to burst into tears at any moment

Why do Marlon and Rhona think it's as simple as paying them off. How can they be that gullible

Nice to see Noah

I'm shouting at the telly, "Don't be so bloody stupid- he'll just come back for more"

I'd completely forgotten about Marlon being married to Billy's mum

You'd think they'd have more intelligence

Just thinking about when Rhona was addicted to pain killers and got Laurel to drive her to Hotten and then Ross attacked Laurel. So Laurel is going to be really happy they haven’t told her about Ray.

Moira is far too canny for this Rhona!!!

Another couple with absolutely zero chemistry

Marlon hasn’t even laced that steak with strychnine - loser

You’re much more polite than me if that’s all you’re shouting at your telly

@Jitterybugs2 get your stick out; we’re heading to Yorkshire

So many missed opportunities. If Rhona had shut the window on his neck and driven off claiming self defence it would all be over

Well we never saw that coming did we?

Dopey pair of idiots.

Even Sam wouldn’t have fallen for Ray’s crap

Marlon and Rhona are so stupid...as if Ray would just let them walk away from his clutches

OK Emmerdale we get the message 🫩

I’m sharpening up the pointy bits as we speak. It’s been in the family since the 1960’s. I knew I’d find a use for it one day .

Now is the time you tell the family Marlon! Celia and Ray aren't the mafia! Cain and Ross would make mincemeat of them!

Aaron would flatten Ray in a couple of minutes

On top of everything else we have drippy Laurel acting like some femme fatale. (More like Minnie Mouse.)