Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

[TellingBone]

There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

I’m shouting this at the telly with added expletives

Marlon is pissing me the fuck off!

Hell yeah Cain and Kim. Rhona is going to blab to her hubby isnt she?

God sake Marlon you know you can't sort anything out yourself!

Kim’s face at Bob being the only act 🤣

First we had April not telling Marlon the truth. Now we've got Marlon not telling Cain the truth. More dragging their heels 🙄

A Christmas fair with no entertainment. If only someone could contact Jason

Bet Kim is Jason's bestie.

Poor Laurel is going to be gutted

God's sake, Laurel is just a wet fart in human form.

Hmmm. I wonder who that might be? I can't guess at all.

Kim on her direct line to Jason Donovan no doubt!

🤣🤣

Are Lewis and Vinnie going to get together?

Definitely

Absolutely

How will dopey Laurel feel when she finds out Marlon knew all about Ray and stood back and let him play happy families with her children

Lydia looks pregnant but I think she’s 51

I know there’s a cost of living crisis but I thought vets earned a lot of money? Surprised they’re in debt

Course he won't stick to his word!

She’ll hit the bottle,bless her.

It’s all that extra ketamine they have to buy

Rhona mentioned her court case for custody of Ivy so that must have cost them a fortune.

Well that was yet another frustrating episode. They teased us with Cain’s appearance but it didn’t come to anything. Hopefully it soon will . It’s time Kim paid another visit to Celia’s lovely farmhouse kitchen

I just knew that Ray would be in the house when Marlon got back.
I'm psychic, me. No this is just so bloody predictable.

Thank God Cain has got involved at last. It's obvious he doesn't believe a word of that twaddle Marlon was blithering on about.